Baltimore Armour - Why does nobody ever mention them ?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They are a weak club at best. If your DD is a lower level GA player, they might provide you an opportunity.

They are still better than any top ECNL RL team or low tier ECNL in the area.

[Anonymous]

They're like a 40 degree day. Ain't nobody got nothing to say about a 40-degree day. Fifty. Bring a smile to your face. Sixty, people are near barbecuing. Go down to 20, people get their blood complaining. But forty? Nobody cares about 40.

[Anonymous]

I used to play for Baltimore armour overall it is pretty good, honestly maybe better than odp and Celtic. But we barely won any trophies so the seasons that I played there kinda sucked. But I played a lot more for premier blue and pre academy. Basically pre academy is the 2nd best team, premier blue is the 3rd, united blue is the 4th and united white is the worst. The coaches at SAC suck in my age group so I had to move up an age group, and yeah that didn't work out too well. If you want your kid to win every single trophy there is Baltimore Armour is not the best team, I would probably go to Dc united or if you have a son you could stay at Baltimore Armour or go to odp.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I used to play for Baltimore armour overall it is pretty good, honestly maybe better than odp and Celtic. But we barely won any trophies so the seasons that I played there kinda sucked. But I played a lot more for premier blue and pre academy. Basically pre academy is the 2nd best team, premier blue is the 3rd, united blue is the 4th and united white is the worst. The coaches at SAC suck in my age group so I had to move up an age group, and yeah that didn't work out too well. If you want your kid to win every single trophy there is Baltimore Armour is not the best team, I would probably go to Dc united or if you have a son you could stay at Baltimore Armour or go to odp.

Just go to DC United if it doesn't work out, sounds like a sound strategy to me on the boys side

If you enjoy rock fights than their GA program is just right for you on the girls side

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:They used to be mentioned on here alot- you can check the archives. I guess that's one way to tell if a club is going down- by the number of dcum post. Either too many or not enough.

Meh. It’s more like there is very little drama on their teams. People are happy. DCUMers are not. Therein lies your answer.

DCUM is like restaurant reviews, you generally only see the very negative so if parents are content/happy they're less likely to come on here

[Anonymous]

Most of the MLSn Teams end up towards the bottom of their division year to year

[Anonymous]

Their 2011 Girls team is riddled with politics and that reflects on the team's performance. You can smell dirty politics from hundred miles away. Some kids if not most have guaranteed playtime even if they spend the whole game walking around the field. The result? loss after loss and the good kids leave eventually. A joke of a team. If only parents le the coach do his job.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Their 2011 Girls team is riddled with politics and that reflects on the team's performance. You can smell dirty politics from hundred miles away. Some kids if not most have guaranteed playtime even if they spend the whole game walking around the field. The result? loss after loss and the good kids leave eventually. A joke of a team. If only parents le the coach do his job.

isnt that the hallmark of dmv clubs

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They're like a 40 degree day. Ain't nobody got nothing to say about a 40-degree day. Fifty. Bring a smile to your face. Sixty, people are near barbecuing. Go down to 20, people get their blood complaining. But forty? Nobody cares about 40.

I'd bump those numbers by 10

[Anonymous]

I think Baltimore armour is just too far from the usual DCUM crowd to be an option so just doesn’t get much notice here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Their 2011 Girls team is riddled with politics and that reflects on the team's performance. You can smell dirty politics from hundred miles away. Some kids if not most have guaranteed playtime even if they spend the whole game walking around the field. The result? loss after loss and the good kids leave eventually. A joke of a team. If only parents le the coach do his job.

isnt that the hallmark of dmv clubs

That is true. Every team has politics but this one stinks. So obvious that it becomes embarrassing. Kids don’t lie on the field unfortunately for these parents. You can clearly see what’s going on. When few kids are there because not politics, the rest covers for them but when you have 10 or 11 kids on the team playing full games and can’t perform, then it becomes very obvious. It is just those kids ( Majority) can’t be subbed. Check the results for yourself. Losing streak that never ends LOL

[Anonymous]

It’s far away

[Anonymous]

Baltimore Armour: A Club Living Off Lies

Baltimore Armour has built a reputation that many claim is rooted more in deception than in actual player development. Beneath the surface, the reality of the club is far from the glossy image it tries to project. This post sheds light on several issues that have been swept under the rug, and it’s time to address the truth.

1. Illegal Recruitment Practices
Baltimore Armour has become notorious for recruiting players through questionable means, exploiting loopholes in the system to lure players away from other clubs. This behavior undermines other programs and creates instability for players and their families. While other clubs focus on development, Armour seems to rely heavily on pulling talent from outside sources, often offering promises they cannot deliver.

2. Falsely Taking Credit for College Commits
The club frequently promotes success stories of players getting into colleges with scholarships. However, the truth is that many of these players were already on the radar of college scouts long before joining Armour. Rather than focusing on nurturing talent, the club jumps at the chance to associate itself with existing talent to boost its credibility. In essence, they are piggybacking on the efforts of athletes and families while taking undeserved credit for their achievements.

3. Subpar Coaching Staff and Leadership
Despite the fees that families pay, the coaching staff at Baltimore Armour fails to deliver at the level expected of an elite program. Many parents and players have allegedly reported that coaches accept payments in exchange for playing time. It’s rumored that one coach was suspended for a year or asked to take a “leave of absence” because of this. There’s a significant gap between the promise of professional-level development and the experience players receive.

4. The $4K+ Paywall and Overcrowded Rosters
The elephant in the room is the cost—parents claim to be paying upwards of $4,000 for their kids to participate in a program with rumored 25-30 rostered players per team in older age groups. This leads to fewer opportunities for game time and individualized attention, which are essential for player growth. Unfortunately, few are willing to speak up about it, perhaps out of fear of backlash or simply because they don’t want to admit they’re paying such exorbitant fees for a subpar experience.

5. Illegal Use of Bio-Banned Players
Baltimore Armour appears to be involved in the illegal use of bio-banned players, exploiting loopholes to include older athletes in their younger rosters to win games. This practice not only damages the integrity of competition but also reflects a win-at-all-costs mentality that undermines the core values of player development and fair play.

The problem is apparent: the club operates like a business focused on maximizing revenue rather than a program dedicated to developing players. Many families are locked into a cycle where they’re promised one thing but receive something entirely different. The financial commitment has already been made by the time they realize it.

Conclusion

Baltimore Armour continues to attract families with promises of success, but the truth paints a very different picture. If the club were indeed about player development, we would see it reflected in more transparency, better coaching, and reasonable rosters. The pattern will continue until the soccer community confronts these issues head-on, leaving families frustrated and players shortchanged.

It’s time to demand better. Clubs should be accountable for their actions, and families deserve honesty and transparency. The focus should always be on player development, not profits.

[Anonymous]

Everything listed could be said of many other clubs in this area, no?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Everything listed could be said of many other clubs in this area, no?

YES, they are not alone!