Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Flip Driscoll

Sheer poetry. Please post more.

You are too kind, friend
But not as kind as the ranch
Is to our lost souls

-Flip Driscoll

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The non-famous but frequent DCUM poster that uses a huge incomprehensible run-on paragraph and only separates points with /

Why end a sentence with a preposition?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Flip Driscoll

Sheer poetry. Please post more.

You are too kind, friend
But not as kind as the ranch
Is to our lost souls

-Flip Driscoll

I don't know what I love more, ranch or Flip. I guess I don't have to choose [cracks open and drinks an entire bottle of ranch]. Keep up the good, Flip!

[Anonymous]

It makes me happy to see so much appreciation for Flip. He (she?) is an artist and a legend.

[Anonymous]

The cat lady the the Relationship forum that posts MRA or misogyny every time a man disagrees with a woman's point of view

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The non-famous but frequent DCUM poster that uses a huge incomprehensible run-on paragraph and only separates points with /

Why end a sentence with a preposition?

But they didn't! They ended the sentence with / and that counts as punctuation, right?

[/sarcasm]

[Anonymous]

The travel forum poster whose DH supposedly works in law enforcement and has declared the entire country of Mexico a no-go war zone.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The cat lady the the Relationship forum that posts MRA or misogyny every time a man disagrees with a woman's point of view

Every.Single.Time

[Anonymous]

Seriously... she should take some advice from Flip Driscoll. Have some ranch dressing and cool down a bit.

[Anonymous]

Hey there, cat lady
We get it, life has its claws
Ranch will make you whole

-Flip Driscoll

[Anonymous]

The "that's not preschool, that's DAYCARE" poster anytime anyone mentions sending their kid to a full day preschool.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The "that's not preschool, that's DAYCARE" poster anytime anyone mentions sending their kid to a full day preschool.

The "STFU!" working mom(s) who don't like it when anyone tells them a full day preschool is in reality daycare.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wow, I can't believe no one has mentioned the poster whose father was a big law partner. In nearly every post about big law in the Jobs and Careers forum, there she is, going on an on about what it's like to be a big law partner (how much time he was or wasn't able to spend with his family, how he was able to carve out time during vacations, how her mother did everything on the homefront, etc.). The thing is her insight isn't helpful (at all!) since it's once removed and it's from years ago. It seems more of an excuse for her to prattle on about what it was like to grow up UMC with a big law partner father.

Oh hey!

Sorry...usually those posts get so few responses, that I figured I'd add my experience (which is admittedly once-removed). If it bugs people, I'll stop.

[Anonymous]

Ewwwwwww poster. She's probably really annoying irl.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The publicist in Beauty & Fashion who, thankfully, hasn’t been around as much of late.

I hate her - everyone thinks she has the greatest ideas, but she recommends the worst products.