Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who never wanted children but had them in order to “keep her husband” because he wanted them. Her husband agreed to do most of the childcare.

The worst!

Omg yeah I wa going to say this lady too! Can alllllways count on her to show up (too) promptly. We get it, you never wanted your kids. Really cool.

Really? I am the worst? I'm worse than the parents who helicopter or neglect their kids? I'm worse than the mothers who pass on their disordered eating to their kids? I'm worse than the parents who are so anxious that their kids absorb that and become anxious themselves? Please. My kids are loved, nurtured, and happy.

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If you think I'm worse than all that, then your opinion holds no weight in my eyes. We obviously have different value systems.

I agree with you PP. Outside of neglect, I think an anxious mom raising anxious kids is way worse than a lot of things. It's teaching children a way of being that will
Cause them trouble for life unless they seek help.

NP here. I disagree that simply being anxious is worse than having never wanted your kids. Not “I didn’t want them at first but I love them so much now”, but “I didn’t want kids and still feel that way and I mention it at every possible opportunity on DCUM”.

+1 million. Super weird. That lady makes me really uncomfortable, it's like she takes weird glee in (REPEATEDLY.) telling us how much she didn't want her kids and only had them to keep her husband.

NP here - is this the same poster who agreed to one kid to keep her DH, then was forced to adopt the second child from a family member? Every time I see that poster I feel such pity for the two kids with the mom that never wanted them and spends her days watching DCUM threads for the opportunity to post about it.

You don't need to waste your time feeling bad for my kids. They're happy. I would never tell them I didn't want kids.

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who never wanted children but had them in order to “keep her husband” because he wanted them. Her husband agreed to do most of the childcare.

The worst!

Omg yeah I wa going to say this lady too! Can alllllways count on her to show up (too) promptly. We get it, you never wanted your kids. Really cool.

Really? I am the worst? I'm worse than the parents who helicopter or neglect their kids? I'm worse than the mothers who pass on their disordered eating to their kids? I'm worse than the parents who are so anxious that their kids absorb that and become anxious themselves? Please. My kids are loved, nurtured, and happy.

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If you think I'm worse than all that, then your opinion holds no weight in my eyes. We obviously have different value systems.

I agree with you PP. Outside of neglect, I think an anxious mom raising anxious kids is way worse than a lot of things. It's teaching children a way of being that will
Cause them trouble for life unless they seek help.

NP here. I disagree that simply being anxious is worse than having never wanted your kids. Not “I didn’t want them at first but I love them so much now”, but “I didn’t want kids and still feel that way and I mention it at every possible opportunity on DCUM”.

+1 million. Super weird. That lady makes me really uncomfortable, it's like she takes weird glee in (REPEATEDLY.) telling us how much she didn't want her kids and only had them to keep her husband.

NP here - is this the same poster who agreed to one kid to keep her DH, then was forced to adopt the second child from a family member? Every time I see that poster I feel such pity for the two kids with the mom that never wanted them and spends her days watching DCUM threads for the opportunity to post about it.

You don't need to waste your time feeling bad for my kids. They're happy. I would never tell them I didn't want kids.

And then one day they get their hands on your iPad, which has DCUM as a frequently visited site, and maybe you left a page open...

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The person who uses "Larla" and "Larlo" as generic
names....LOL

The "F*** that load up in her guts" poster...wow!

Also, I get the feeling there are equal numbers of men and women posting. I rarely assume it's a woman.

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Anonymous wrote:Is your concept of the "internet" so small and primitive that you imagine that there is one poster is going from thread to thread saying the same things? There are THOUSANDS of people on here. Many, many people are contributing--I can't even with the Facebook type posters on this site now--it's like listening to old bitties at the beauty parlor on this site now. You dumbassed, simple-minded f*ckers. You've ruined everything with you ignorant, small-minded, low information bullshit.

This site used to be a gem in the desert. Cutting-edge humor--erudite prose--dank memes. Now it's the KANE SHOW and Pimmit Hills real estate boosters and TJ tiger moms. You SUCK. YOU ALL SUCK.

You've turned this forum into a lowbrow cesspool.

Like.

Funny, I assumed the poster of this rant was just poking fun at ranters....

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And then the posts on the sadly anemic explicit forum, who is always polling the "Ladies: ...." with various questions about their likes and dislikes. I assume he is a 40-year old virgin fervently hoping to one day get laid.

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Anonymous wrote:Frequenter of health and special needs forum.

Health: The Lyme lady. Someone else already has mentioned the perimenopause lady.

Special Needs: The two posters who battle over autism spectrum disorder vs. receptive-expressive language disorder.

Ah, yes, the Lyme lady. Any malady from allergies to pneumonia, Lyme disease should be considered.

The Lyme lady has a friend named PANDAS lady.

And all older kids who wet the bed are severely constipated. Even if they poop every day.

I'must not sure about the bedwetting connection but it is absolutely possible for a person who poops every day (even multiple times a day) to be severely constipated. Constipation generally has less to do with the frequency of bowel movements than it does the quality & consistency of bowel movements.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: The person who uses "Larla" and "Larlo" as generic
names....LOL

The "F*** that load up in her guts" poster...wow!

Also, I get the feeling there are equal numbers of men and women posting. I rarely assume it's a woman.

Hopefully the LOL means that you are joking & don'the seriously think there is only one poster who uses Layla & Larlo as generic names? That's like thinking that only one poster posts +1 to show s/he agrees with quoted text & only one poster seems to read DCUM threads not because s/he finds the thread topics interesting but because s/he is hoping to find something -- anything! -- in the thread that will serve as a jumping off point for him or her to post something bashing SAHMs/WOHMs/liberals/Trump/Trump supporters/Obama/Hillary/Jeff Steele/any non-W pyramid MCPS school/whichever Big 3 privates his or her kid did not get into/TJ/any NoVa public high school that is not TJ/any part of DC that is not in NW/any DCPS elementary that is not included in the JKML acronym/any DCPS middle school that is not Deal/Christians/Muslims/atheists/people who are overweight/parents who give their DDs stripper names (ie anything but Caroline, Katherine, or Elizabeth)/parents who name their DSs anything rhyming with Aiden/parents who choose trendy names .

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote: The person who uses "Larla" and "Larlo" as generic
names....LOL

The "F*** that load up in her guts" poster...wow!

Also, I get the feeling there are equal numbers of men and women posting. I rarely assume it's a woman.

Hopefully the LOL means that you are joking & don'the seriously think there is only one poster who uses Layla & Larlo as generic names? That's like thinking that only one poster posts +1 to show s/he agrees with quoted text & only one poster seems to read DCUM threads not because s/he finds the thread topics interesting but because s/he is hoping to find something -- anything! -- in the thread that will serve as a jumping off point for him or her to post something bashing SAHMs/WOHMs/liberals/Trump/Trump supporters/Obama/Hillary/Jeff Steele/any non-W pyramid MCPS school/whichever Big 3 privates his or her kid did not get into/TJ/any NoVa public high school that is not TJ/any part of DC that is not in NW/any DCPS elementary that is not included in the JKML acronym/any DCPS middle school that is not Deal/Christians/Muslims/atheists/people who are overweight/parents who give their DDs stripper names (ie anything but Caroline, Katherine, or Elizabeth)/parents who name their DSs anything rhyming with Aiden/parents who choose trendy names .

^Oh, &: PG county/all PG county schools/ people who live in PG county/people who have ever even momentarily considered living in PG county/people who are friends with or, worse yet, related to people who currently live in PG county or might possibly one day live in PG county/ anyone who has ever voluntarily driven their kids through PG county/Manassas/all "exburbs"/ flyover country.

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Anonymous wrote: The person who uses "Larla" and "Larlo" as generic
names....LOL

The "F*** that load up in her guts" poster...wow!

Also, I get the feeling there are equal numbers of men and women posting. I rarely assume it's a woman.

Hopefully the LOL means that you are joking & don'the seriously think there is only one poster who uses Layla & Larlo as generic names? That's like thinking that only one poster posts +1 to show s/he agrees with quoted text & only one poster seems to read DCUM threads not because s/he finds the thread topics interesting but because s/he is hoping to find something -- anything! -- in the thread that will serve as a jumping off point for him or her to post something bashing SAHMs/WOHMs/liberals/Trump/Trump supporters/Obama/Hillary/Jeff Steele/any non-W pyramid MCPS school/whichever Big 3 privates his or her kid did not get into/TJ/any NoVa public high school that is not TJ/any part of DC that is not in NW/any DCPS elementary that is not included in the JKML acronym/any DCPS middle school that is not Deal/Christians/Muslims/atheists/people who are overweight/parents who give their DDs stripper names (ie anything but Caroline, Katherine, or Elizabeth)/parents who name their DSs anything rhyming with Aiden/parents who choose trendy names .

^Oh, &: PG county/all PG county schools/ people who live in PG county/people who have ever even momentarily considered living in PG county/people who are friends with or, worse yet, related to people who currently live in PG county or might possibly one day live in PG county/ anyone who has ever voluntarily driven their kids through PG county/Manassas/all "exburbs"/ flyover country.

Plus: any non-Big 3 private (especially Field) /anyone who makes a spelling or grammatical error or even a typo in his or her post/any non-HYP Ivy (especially Brown)/elite SLACs the basher is not familiar with (especially those not in the NE) / UC Berkeley, Oberlin, Middlebury & any other school with a higher than average number of liberal students & faculty members/ Meghan Markle/"illegals"/people with MD plates dropping off or picking up kids at DCPS schools who cannot possibly be nannies, babysitters, relatives or family friends picking up the child but are instead obviously parents from PG county committing residency fraud in order to send their kids to DCPS schools/ "lazy" teachers/pink pussy hats.

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The peanut butter hater who thinks peanuts are just so very low class & that giving your child a pb & jelly sandwich is tantamount to child neglect.

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The non-famous but frequent DCUM poster that uses a huge incomprehensible run-on paragraph and only separates points with /

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I am clearly going into the wrong forums because I don't recognize 99% of the posters being listed.

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Anonymous wrote:The non-famous but frequent DCUM poster that uses a huge incomprehensible run-on paragraph and only separates points with /

No kidding. Three consecutive posts' worth of poster-splaining. Jesus H. Keerist.

Even if I did just mean LOL and thought maybe it was predominantly one person who referenced Larlo and Larla, I don't need to be corrected for it. Anyway, points to the first person who introduced those odd and obscure names on here. 50 smacks with a wet fish to the person who spent three boxes above lecturing, strutting, preening, and displaying their comprehensive knowledge of DCUM types. Get a life, or maybe a research librarian's job.

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Anonymous wrote:The non-famous but frequent DCUM poster that uses a huge incomprehensible run-on paragraph and only separates points with /

^The nonfamous but frequent DCUM poster who enjoys being a complete bitch for no reason.

Oh wait, that's multiple posters!