Noah Movie - SPOILERS
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Anonymous
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Did you see the new Russell Crowe "Noah" movie? What did you think?
I thought most of it was pretty terrible. Far, far fetched, not consistent with the Bible story - strange rock giants that build the ark? A bad guy stowes away? Good actors but overall, disappointing. What did you think? |
Anonymous
| The title of this thread is hilarious, right? Ancient story made into a movie -- how could there be any spoilers. |
Anonymous
| The giants building the ark is spoiler, right? Not biblical. |
Anonymous
Thought the exact same thing 
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Anonymous
| Don't tell me it rains! |
Anonymous
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we went to see it on sat night. it was a hot mess but also a lot of fun. the rock transformers were amazing, the lack of animal stuff was super disappointing, the twin girls were a big puzzle, jennifer connelly's wardrobe looked like it had all been purchased at garnet hill.
overall: a lot of fun! and we spent much of this morning googling various aspects of the story to see which were bonkers but found in the text and which were bonkers and not found in the text. |
Anonymous
Plus the way the ark sprung a leak wasn't in the Bible, either. |
Anonymous
| A friend, whose judgment I trust, walked out so I knew to avoid it. |
Anonymous
Gollums? Isn't' that a jewish thing? |
Anonymous
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Who are the twin girls supposed to be fruitful and multiply with??
Ham left because he didn't belong there....so he went where? There was no one else left on the earth. |
Anonymous
You are wrong about that. |
Anonymous
Or the stowaway who ate the dinosaur for dinner - that explains why we have no dinosaurs now! |
Anonymous
Also, Noah's snake skin (?) |
Anonymous
I mostly want to see it because one of my college room mates worked on the set 
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Anonymous
No. It snows! |