I'm an idiot

Anonymous
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Then later on I had to turn my laptop in for some repairs b/c my spacebar wasn't working, and IT called to tell me that maybe my keyboard wasn't working because there are "enough crumbs in here to make a sandwich" underneath my keyboard.


My husband's computer stopped working, so he took it to IT. They dismantled it and called him in his office. They asked "Do you have a cat?" Er, yes. "Is it orange?" Yep, the computer was all full of cat fur.

Because he comes from a culture that thinks animals are dirty and don't belong in the house, he has cat-shame. He was mortified.


that's a new one. lol.
Anonymous
I've known lots of guys with cat-shame. Cats are girly, dogs are manly, blah blah. They claim they hate cats, but turn your back and they're nuzzling and rubbing bellies and everything. It's pretty common for men to think that it's un-masculine to appreciate the company of a cat.

Not to hijack or anything.
Anonymous
I went on a walk, by myself the other day. It was the first walk in years I can remember that I did not have the dog or my son (or both) with me. I was enjoying it immensly - but the only thing wrong was that I had forgotten my sunglasses. The entire walk I was thinking "oh if only I brought my sunglasses". I got home and my son asked me what my sunglasses were on my head.

I have more than once panicked that I lost my keys - while sitting in my running car (for those of you sleep deprived - the keys I were looking for were the ones in the ignition).
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