I'm socially distanced from my AP and life is so boring

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. I miss feeling horny. I'm not horny at all when he's not around. I miss his tight strong hugs that make me feel secure. I miss the way he holds my face and lightly bites my lower lip when he kisses me. I miss seeing his fit figure and sexy stance from a distance. I miss staring into his crystal blue eyes. I miss catching him checking out my ass. Most of all, I miss our routine and always having time with my favorite person to look forward to.

YOur poort spouse!

I hope he sees this on your computer and leaves you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You sound tedious, OP.

really? I don't think so. She sounds fun. YOU sound a little tedious, though.

[Anonymous]

I don’t understand, OP. Why are you practicing social distancing from your AP?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I usually see my AP of 6 years every day at work, but damn I'm missing his sweet smile and rock hard...chest.

Anyone else stuck at home and pining for someone?

Do you realize your AP wouldn’t miss you if you ceased to exist? They’d just get another.

In addition to your pining, hope you realize how pathetic and non essential your existence is.

That's absolutely not true. She's HIS AP and clearly she'd miss him. So at the very least, our sample of two people shows that out of two APs, 50% of the APs surveyed would MISS their AP. And the other one hasn't answered the question.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I usually see my AP of 6 years every day at work, but damn I'm missing his sweet smile and rock hard...chest.

Anyone else stuck at home and pining for someone?

Do you realize your AP wouldn’t miss you if you ceased to exist? They’d just get another.

In addition to your pining, hope you realize how pathetic and non essential your existence is.

That's absolutely not true. She's HIS AP and clearly she'd miss him. So at the very least, our sample of two people shows that out of two APs, 50% of the APs surveyed would MISS their AP. And the other one hasn't answered the question.

APs are replaceable. And if someone has one, what’s to say they don’t have another.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don’t understand, OP. Why are you practicing social distancing from your AP?

Not OP, but I'll tell you why, which you should know because you have a DCUM-IQ and income and set of values, I can only assume. They are social distancing because they have to. Everybody is teleworking and home right now, and APs wife might notice if OP went and canoodled with him. Or if he went out without the family. OP's husband would notice the AP boning OP on the couch, or if OP went out for a couple of hours.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I usually see my AP of 6 years every day at work, but damn I'm missing his sweet smile and rock hard...chest.

Anyone else stuck at home and pining for someone?

well he's just fine because he's got his wife to back-up bang

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don’t understand, OP. Why are you practicing social distancing from your AP?

Not OP, but I'll tell you why, which you should know because you have a DCUM-IQ and income and set of values, I can only assume. They are social distancing because they have to. Everybody is teleworking and home right now, and APs wife might notice if OP went and canoodled with him. Or if he went out without the family. OP's husband would notice the AP boning OP on the couch, or if OP went out for a couple of hours.

Everyone is not working from home or quarantined or locked down or sheltering in place. OP and the AP should be just fine lying to their respective spouses about having to go to the office or the store and then meeting up. OP and the AP should be just fine exposing their spouses and families to disease risk and resulting disruptions. Never bothered them before.

Gotcha, PP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I usually see my AP of 6 years every day at work, but damn I'm missing his sweet smile and rock hard...chest.

Anyone else stuck at home and pining for someone?

OP wanted to know if anyone else was in a similar circumstance of missing their secret lover as a result of offices closing and bars/restaurants being shut down and social distancing.
Based on the responses I think the answer OP is NO.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I usually see my AP of 6 years every day at work, but damn I'm missing his sweet smile and rock hard...chest.

Anyone else stuck at home and pining for someone?

While I think you are gross, I will participate. My FWB lives in IL and was supposed to be coming to town for Easter but now who knows when he will make it.....

Nothing beats celebrating Jesus’ death and resurrection more than a steamy hookup with someone who is ultimately meaningless!

He’s not meaningless. He’s actually a really great friend and we’ve been through a lot together, like death, illness, etc. So judgey!

You’re the one who’s meaningless. Duh.

Ok, that makes no sense based on the above. Neither one of us is meaningless. He just called me because he found a great deal on a laptop for me. We are best friends who happen to like to have great sex with each other when he's in town. If that's not your thing, then don't do it. But I don't need your approval. Maybe you should open your mind a little...

[Anonymous]

Cornaids

[Anonymous]

What you are doing to your DH is pretty awful. That’s a pretty universal perception, and unanimous here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I usually see my AP of 6 years every day at work, but damn I'm missing his sweet smile and rock hard...chest.

Anyone else stuck at home and pining for someone?

Do you realize your AP wouldn’t miss you if you ceased to exist? They’d just get another.

In addition to your pining, hope you realize how pathetic and non essential your existence is.

That's absolutely not true. She's HIS AP and clearly she'd miss him. So at the very least, our sample of two people shows that out of two APs, 50% of the APs surveyed would MISS their AP. And the other one hasn't answered the question.

APs are replaceable. And if someone has one, what’s to say they don’t have another.

So are spouses.

[Anonymous]

OP here. We sent each other videos of ourselves rubbing one out. It was so nice to see his body in motion but damn it made me crave him even more! Our reunion will be insane.

[Anonymous]

I was wondering how long it would take for one of these I -miss-my-AP threads to appear.