WWYD: Kid jumping on a couch at rec center

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MYOB

Your kid's bad behavior in public IS my business. Sorry!

Uh...no it’s not. MYOB or someone might redirect your attention in the future. Busybody twat.

[Anonymous]

A child learning to behave is everyone's business. It is sort of...you know...how civil society works.

[Anonymous]

You could have said something in that moment, but these parents are clearly clueless and raising animals, so you’re not going to have much of an impact.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A child learning to behave is everyone's business. It is sort of...you know...how civil society works.

Is that how you rationalize it to yourself? Uh, no. MYOFB.

[Anonymous]

Please stop jumping on the couch or I will push you off it.

(Second part of the sentence optional but recommended.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A child learning to behave is everyone's business. It is sort of...you know...how civil society works.

Is that how you rationalize it to yourself? Uh, no. MYOFB.

New poster. You sound very ignorant and mannerless.

A couch in a public rec center is public property paid for with public taxes. Your child destroying it is my business. Not to mention the center hold face a potential lawsuit if snowflake fell and injured himself.

[Anonymous]

I would have said what I actually say many times a day to the kids I work with in an elementary school (in classrooms, in the hallways, in the cafeteria, at recess):

Cut it out. That's inappropriate. Stop right now.

And I say it in such a way that they stop.

Of course, when I normally say this, parents aren't there, so I don't have to put up with their ridiculous bullshit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would have said what I actually say many times a day to the kids I work with in an elementary school (in classrooms, in the hallways, in the cafeteria, at recess):

Cut it out. That's inappropriate. Stop right now.

And I say it in such a way that they stop.

Of course, when I normally say this, parents aren't there, so I don't have to put up with their ridiculous bullshit.

Thank you!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MYOB

Your kid's bad behavior in public IS my business. Sorry!

Uh...no it’s not. MYOB or someone might redirect your attention in the future. Busybody twat.

WOW, PP, you sound like a GREAT parent! And you are probably too dim to realize I am being sarcastic so I typed it out for you.

People - control yourselves, control your children and control your dogs.

No one has a free pass to act like an a$$hole. Except Trump, of course.

Bet the people advocating for the unruly child voted for Trump. Just saying!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A child learning to behave is everyone's business. It is sort of...you know...how civil society works.

Is that how you rationalize it to yourself? Uh, no. MYOFB.

New poster. You sound very ignorant and mannerless.

A couch in a public rec center is public property paid for with public taxes. Your child destroying it is my business. Not to mention the center hold face a potential lawsuit if snowflake fell and injured himself.

LOL. “Destroying” the couch? Lawsuit? You are ridiculous. MYOB.

[Anonymous]

I have much more to worry about in my own life than rec center couches. I just can’t imagine caring so much as to get involved.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MYOB

Your kid's bad behavior in public IS my business. Sorry!

Uh...no it’s not. MYOB or someone might redirect your attention in the future. Busybody twat.

WOW, PP, you sound like a GREAT parent! And you are probably too dim to realize I am being sarcastic so I typed it out for you.

People - control yourselves, control your children and control your dogs.

No one has a free pass to act like an a$$hole. Except Trump, of course.

Bet the people advocating for the unruly child voted for Trump. Just saying!

Proper medication and cognitive behavioral health therapy really work wonders with circular reasoning.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would have told him to jump somewhere else. No way am I letting a kid jostle me while I am on the couch

This.

If I wasn’t on the couch then I’d myob

[Anonymous]

Hey, you’re jumping on a couch that my taxes paid for. Stop it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:MYOB

Your kid's bad behavior in public IS my business. Sorry!

Uh...no it’s not. MYOB or someone might redirect your attention in the future. Busybody twat.

WOW, PP, you sound like a GREAT parent! And you are probably too dim to realize I am being sarcastic so I typed it out for you.

People - control yourselves, control your children and control your dogs.

No one has a free pass to act like an a$$hole. Except Trump, of course.

Bet the people advocating for the unruly child voted for Trump. Just saying!

Make the Couch Great Again. You should make hats and sell them at the Rec center, OP. Since apparently we’ve swerved out of reality and into politics.