S/O crappy gifts you have received from a SO

[Anonymous]

For Christmas one year my ex didn't get anything for me. I did all the gift shopping for his family, my family, our kids, him, sent out the Christmas cards, the entire flippin holiday. Come Christmas morning, there was nothing from him. The kids were totally puzzled, as were my folks, who were in town. I laughed it off (for the kids sake). He then rushed upstairs and brought down a gift certificate for a gym membership (something I wanted). But when I asked about the details (like where is the gym, when can I start), he confessed that he hadn't actually bought it, he just had the idea and "created" the gift certificate. Kinda like a promissory note. So I said - "you didn't actually get this for me, this is just an idea you have, that you just made up and printed 10 minutes ago?" Yup.

Buh Bye.