Carlton....

[Anonymous]

She married a douche.

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh. She is so haggard looking. How does she have such young kids? She looks in her 60s.

I swear she is part carny, part tranny. and yes she looks late 50s at best. her children seem normal. HOW?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ugh. She is so haggard looking. How does she have such young kids? She looks in her 60s.

I swear she is part carny, part tranny. and yes she looks late 50s at best. her children seem normal. HOW?

Her bangs are so scraggily and thin. She looks like she lived a hard life .

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Anonymous wrote:And the necklace from Kyle was in distilled water to rid it of Kyle 's toxicity?? Huh? She gave you the necklace she was wearing - extremely generous - and you insult her for that?

My jaw fell open, for a moment, when I heard that.

[Anonymous]

I wonder if she's a polygamist.

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Anonymous wrote:Poor Joyce really showed her ass by admitting to Carlton that she was afraid of her and her "spells". Now Carlton KNOWS she has total control over her.

That was a rookie move Joyce.

I thought so too. She should have stuck with what she told Carlton initially at Yolanda's, that Carlton's spells and witchcraft don't affect her at all since she doesn't believe in any of it. I thought that was a good way of dismissing Carlton's nonsense. The way Carlton looks at Joyce and Kyle is undisguised revulsion. Did you see the way Carlton "returned" Joyce's hug at C's trashy party? Why do any of them try to keep up a pretense of friendship with her?

[Anonymous]

Skank, ho, creepy, yuck...

[Anonymous]

She was a soft porn actress named Carlton Lynx back in the day. I don't understand how she sometimes acts like a prude when she did porn herself. Btw she is really 46 years old. She starred in some F list movies produced by her husbands family. Google "Pretty When You Cry."

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And what is the deal with her always chipper (and horny) nanny? Her name should be Cherry Poppins.

[Anonymous]

Oh, god, the anger Carlton spewed! It's like watching Abby Lee Miller scream at those little girls for an hour, which I tried to do tonight, but couldn't.

How do TV execs think this kind of anger and abuse is entertaining??

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Anonymous wrote:And what is the deal with her always chipper (and horny) nanny? Her name should be Cherry Poppins.

eww






great body - but that face

[Anonymous]

Great body, pp? She looks like a scrawny meth addict--all veins and hard edges.

[Anonymous]

Ewwww NO!!! Her body and her face are both awful. She has a man's body with melons taped on to it.

I find it hard to believe she is 46- which makes her 2 years younger than me...and even on my worst day I look like a movie star next to her.

In order of attractiveness:
Joyce
Lisa
Kyle
Kim
Brandi
Yolanda
Carlton- but there is a lot of dead space between Yolanda and Carlton.

I wish they would bring back Camille and Adrianne.

[Anonymous]

She showed her cards in one of the very first episodes when she confronted Kyle while they were shopping about how Kyle interrupted her. She's the "looking to be offended" one and she thinks that's how she's going to get re-cast for another season, by causing drama.

Except it's BO-RING.

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Anonymous wrote:And what is the deal with her always chipper (and horny) nanny? Her name should be Cherry Poppins.

Those two totally get it on.