Their first words upon being busted for cheating

[Anonymous]

"I told you...I thought the cop was a prostitute."

[Anonymous]

"NO, no, no! Dont say divorce, YOU cant do that to the kids!"

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Anonymous]

“It’s not what it looks like”.
Guess he just tripped on a banana peel and landed inside the neighbor. 🙄

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"You invaded my privacy by looking on my phone and inserted yourself in conversations you were not meant to be a part of!"

Jerk

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lie, excuse or proclamation of love to try to save themselves?
Informal polling tells me it's never "I'm sorry."

“Damn, it was a good run.” 😁

[Anonymous]

But yet you still stay married.
Words aren’t even needed to keep ya around.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"You invaded my privacy by looking on my phone and inserted yourself in conversations you were not meant to be a part of!"

Well, you did.

I mean, the options are pretty limited, yea? I asked him if he was cheating and he said no.

If I had divorced him without solid proof, I would have been criticized for putting my kids thru a divorce "for no reason".

I didn't even ask mine if he was cheating. I presented it as a fact. He denied. I rolled my eyes. He tried to double down but when I named the person I knew he was banging, and honestly it was all just a hunch, he shifted gears and immediately said he wanted a divorce. I wish her the best! He's her problem now.

Same here! I never bothered showing him the proof but told him I knew about the person and gave him ONE detail which should have been enough. Well, they are both going to be each others problems soon!

[Anonymous]

Wasn't me.

[Anonymous]

I would say it would probably be to lie (and DENY if I am being honest!)

Ask me how I know this….!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She confessed because he was now bothering her and she wanted him to stop and leave her alone! She was pretty sure he would tell. Her focus was still on herself.

I’m sure that was even a lie! She confessed because his wife found out and was going to tell you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She confessed because he was now bothering her and she wanted him to stop and leave her alone! She was pretty sure he would tell. Her focus was still on herself.

I’m sure that was even a lie! She confessed because his wife found out and was going to tell you.

Yep. Too humiliating to admit they got dumped.

[Anonymous]

It wasn't his first words, but my now exDH made up a story about his cheating that he thought I would accept more easily than the real story about his cheating. He kept the details of this story up for over a year, elaborating more and more detail in response to my questions.

Only in therapy, a year later, at the behest of the therapist, did he tell me the "truth" - that the affair he told me about was a complete lie and that he actually had sex with a prostitute.

Fortunately, by that time, I had done extensive "research" and knew that he still wasn't telling me the truth and that he had more than an infidelity problem. I stayed with him long enough to be in a personal position to end the relationship in a way that I felt was safe to me and the kids.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:"I don't know what to say. She *literally* has no gag reflect."

*reflex

"*I* don't know what to say. There was never enough there to trigger a gag reflex."

Ahhh such a great response but so seldom do we think of the sick burn in the moment

[Anonymous]

"Nothing happened below the waist."

[Anonymous]

"It was all just fantasy, I never did any of those things." (In response to the many texts/emails planning and recounting various trysts. He forgot about the hotel charges, I guess.)