Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

[Anonymous]

Northeastern: clueless status obsessed USN&WR worshipper.

[Anonymous]

James Madison: Just Missed UVA

[Anonymous]

UVA: We’re too high brow to use normal college terminology

[Anonymous]

Univ of Chicago: Keeping in touch with every prospective college student in America

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:James Madison: Just Missed UVA

Nah, this makes more sense: James Madison: Just Missed VT

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Univ of Chicago: Keeping in touch with every prospective college student in America

+1

[Anonymous]

Columbia: where students go to protest

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Marquette - Roll out the Barrel!

Is this because Milwaukee=polka, or is it something less obvious.

Yes! And Marquette fully embraces rolling out the barrel.

[Anonymous]

Harvard: The Harvard of the east

[Anonymous]

Boulder - the dumb, pretty blonde

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:James Madison: Just Missed UVA

Nah, this makes more sense: James Madison: Just Missed VT

Ummm that would be JMV

[Anonymous]

WVU: almost heaven

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:UC San Diego: The largest office park in La Jolla.

hahahahahahahahaha - so true

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:UVA: We’re too high brow to use normal college terminology

hahahahahahahahahaha - true.

[Anonymous]

These are all dumb cliches. I hope your kids’ essays are at least a little more clever.