Escalator |
Fill my house up with water and swim around |
Walking sticks |
I live in Arlington, so I ride one of the deer that I am keeping safe from the sharpshooters in my 7,800sf modern farmhouse.
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Pogo |
I stay static in one spot the entire time. |
😂 thanks for the laugh |
Ride my Broom |
You don’t have heated floors!? Peasants. |
It is such a ridiculous thread that I couldn’t help myself. |
Are slippers a new concept? |
I lay down single layers of paper towel. |
Laundry basket. Sit in it and scoot. |
My dog retrieves everything. I never have to get up. |
Take a ride on my roomba |