Roast of Tom Brady on Netflix right now

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Jeff Ross made one joke about Bob Kraft getting busted for handj#bs and Brady physically got up and told Jeff Ross to stop all jokes on that topic.

I was shocked. It's pretty clear that was only topic was supposed to be off-limits. But Jeff Ross went there! *golf clap*

You're pretty gullible. Pretty obvious that was a pre-planned fake viral moment.

Sure it was

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jeff Ross made one joke about Bob Kraft getting busted for handj#bs and Brady physically got up and told Jeff Ross to stop all jokes on that topic.

I was shocked. It's pretty clear that was only topic was supposed to be off-limits. But Jeff Ross went there! *golf clap*

You're pretty gullible. Pretty obvious that was a pre-planned fake viral moment.

Sure it was

Jokes about his wife getting an ass pounding from her ju-jitsu instructor and how he didn’t take care of his kids were fine but a tame massage parlor joke about Kraft crossed the line? Yeah, you’re gullible. So do you own beachfront property in Kansas too?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jeff Ross made one joke about Bob Kraft getting busted for handj#bs and Brady physically got up and told Jeff Ross to stop all jokes on that topic.

I was shocked. It's pretty clear that was only topic was supposed to be off-limits. But Jeff Ross went there! *golf clap*

You're pretty gullible. Pretty obvious that was a pre-planned fake viral moment.

Sure it was

Jokes about his wife getting an ass pounding from her ju-jitsu instructor and how he didn’t take care of his kids were fine but a tame massage parlor joke about Kraft crossed the line? Yeah, you’re gullible. So do you own beachfront property in Kansas too?

Just to make sure we’re talking facts it was about eating her ass. Not pounding her ass.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:AIMee got booed.

That was hilarious! She was stunned. Then Brady’s joke about her being scared to be there was because the kids were at home with Kanye.

I'm convinced they only invited Kim K to rip into her. She's was clearly the odd guest out. And I love that they gave her some random seating placement. Lady....the joke's on you.

Tom was such a good sport for going through this. There was SO MUCH MATERIAL to work with and the divorce timing didn't help. I don't think I've ever watched a roast where there was so much material to nail them to the cross - divorce, cheating wife, a good ol' financial scandal, game cheating, murderous teammates, CTE jokes, etc.

The Aaron Hernandez jokes were SHOCKING. Especially coming from Julian Edelman. Holy sh#t. I feel bad for Hernandez's family - they are broken by what happened with his life.

The only Kim thing that was inappropriate is when the guy told her to close her legs. Yikes.

When you behave in a certain way, people notice.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jeff Ross made one joke about Bob Kraft getting busted for handj#bs and Brady physically got up and told Jeff Ross to stop all jokes on that topic.

I was shocked. It's pretty clear that was only topic was supposed to be off-limits. But Jeff Ross went there! *golf clap*

You're pretty gullible. Pretty obvious that was a pre-planned fake viral moment.

Sure it was

Jokes about his wife getting an ass pounding from her ju-jitsu instructor and how he didn’t take care of his kids were fine but a tame massage parlor joke about Kraft crossed the line? Yeah, you’re gullible. So do you own beachfront property in Kansas too?

DP here:
Yes. Bob Kraft is petty AF. People know not to cross him. Again, all the players on the stage were super deferential to Kraft.

I guarantee they told the comedians to stay away from the massage parlor topic. And Jeff Ross plowed right through it because he did not give AF.

After that moment, Bob Kraft was not the butt of the joke for the rest of the night.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Jeff Ross made one joke about Bob Kraft getting busted for handj#bs and Brady physically got up and told Jeff Ross to stop all jokes on that topic.

I was shocked. It's pretty clear that was only topic was supposed to be off-limits. But Jeff Ross went there! *golf clap*

You're pretty gullible. Pretty obvious that was a pre-planned fake viral moment.

Sure it was

Jokes about his wife getting an ass pounding from her ju-jitsu instructor and how he didn’t take care of his kids were fine but a tame massage parlor joke about Kraft crossed the line? Yeah, you’re gullible. So do you own beachfront property in Kansas too?

DP here:
Yes. Bob Kraft is petty AF. People know not to cross him. Again, all the players on the stage were super deferential to Kraft.

I guarantee they told the comedians to stay away from the massage parlor topic. And Jeff Ross plowed right through it because he did not give AF.

After that moment, Bob Kraft was not the butt of the joke for the rest of the night.

Enjoy your views of the Pacific from Topeka.

[Anonymous]

Not remembering her name, but the female after Bledsoe was sooo good.

[Anonymous]

Gronk doesn't even know what's going on half the time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not remembering her name, but the female after Bledsoe was sooo good.

Nikki Glaser. She killed it.

[Anonymous]

laughed for 3 straight hours. omg this was good.

[Anonymous]

But man, what did Ben Affleck do to his face?

[Anonymous]

https://people.com/gisele-bundchen-deeply-disappointed-by-jokes-about-marriage-tom-brady-source-exclusive-8644399

Gisele is upset.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://people.com/gisele-bundchen-deeply-disappointed-by-jokes-about-marriage-tom-brady-source-exclusive-8644399

Gisele is upset.

She is insufferable.

[Anonymous]

Can you imagine being that wealthy and going to a rub and tug asian place in Florida. Holy sh7T men are dumb.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not remembering her name, but the female after Bledsoe was sooo good.

Nikki Glaser. She killed it.

Yeah I haven’t watched this yet but she was on Stern tbe next morning and he said she stole the show.

The roasts have always had a topic or two that was off limits. Trump did one and it was obvious that no one was allowed to question how rich he was.