The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:Looks like Kimberly got a refresh - her face looks better (and, no, I don't think her skirt is pilling)



with her son

It’s light out. For what daytime occasion could that dress possibly be appropriate?

"Uncanny Valley Barbie" is not subject to your fashion rules.

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Anonymous wrote:The blouse gap is weird tho. She doesn't even appear to have huge boobs.

I think she's proud of her boobs.

This is a very nice picture and she looks good, except the position of her hand is like “don’t grab my boob during the wedding pictures.”

Little weird to have that many little kids running around a wedding picture - like, there is a story there.

Yes, it is that this is his third marriage.

but the kids are so young. third marriage or not Q it’s weird

And so many around the same age. So which are his, which are hers?

3 of his with previous wife, 3 of hers with previous husband, and the 2 year old was the paddle in the blender.

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Anonymous wrote:Here is another view of this absurdly ugly coat:



It is even uglier closed!

How do you f*** up an olive green winter coat? But they manage it LOL!

I like the coats and am having a hard time understanding your utter outrage at the fact they dressed for the weather. Good grief, take a xanax.

Agreed. I hare these people but the pages of criticism over a perfectly fine coat and a perfectly fine sweater are just desperate reaching.

I didn’t think this thread was started years ago with the intention of finding something to criticize in everything they wear, but to highlight the truly batshit crazy stuff.

🙄What they wear is fair game. Showing up (all smiles) in military-style matching winter coats and aviator sunglasses in a friendly territory — which the US wants to invade — is batshit crazy.

DP. What's truly batshit crazy is claiming the US is going to invade Greenland. C'mon, man. You just sound stupid.

https://apnews.com/article/greenland-denmark-vance-visit-us-base-834785773189f2f12ec6b09f8c5a9321


You were saying....?

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Supposedly a Rose Garden ceremony is planned to kick off tariff-o-rama. I’m hoping they’ve hired Melania to put in an appearance so we’ll have some more fodder here.

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Anonymous wrote:The blouse gap is weird tho. She doesn't even appear to have huge boobs.

I think she's proud of her boobs.

This is a very nice picture and she looks good, except the position of her hand is like “don’t grab my boob during the wedding pictures.”

Little weird to have that many little kids running around a wedding picture - like, there is a story there.

He must be good in bed to have so many kids.
Yes, it is that this is his third marriage.

but the kids are so young. third marriage or not Q it’s weird

And so many around the same age. So which are his, which are hers?

3 of his with previous wife, 3 of hers with previous husband, and the 2 year old was the paddle in the blender.

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Anonymous wrote:Looks like Kimberly got a refresh - her face looks better (and, no, I don't think her skirt is pilling)



with her son

That cannot be her. Doesn't even look remotely like the same person. That is so creepy.

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Anonymous wrote:Supposedly a Rose Garden ceremony is planned to kick off tariff-o-rama. I’m hoping they’ve hired Melania to put in an appearance so we’ll have some more fodder here.

I actually think Melania is the prettiest and best dressed of all of them. She's had obvious work done but it's not as bad as someone like Kimberly or Kristi Noem. And she knows what cuts and colors work for her clothes.

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Anonymous wrote:Supposedly a Rose Garden ceremony is planned to kick off tariff-o-rama. I’m hoping they’ve hired Melania to put in an appearance so we’ll have some more fodder here.

I actually think Melania is the prettiest and best dressed of all of them. She's had obvious work done but it's not as bad as someone like Kimberly or Kristi Noem. And she knows what cuts and colors work for her clothes.

Melania does look classier and better dressed. It's interesting that the person who would presumably be the leader of Trump women does not look like a Trump woman.

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Anonymous wrote:Supposedly a Rose Garden ceremony is planned to kick off tariff-o-rama. I’m hoping they’ve hired Melania to put in an appearance so we’ll have some more fodder here.

I actually think Melania is the prettiest and best dressed of all of them. She's had obvious work done but it's not as bad as someone like Kimberly or Kristi Noem. And she knows what cuts and colors work for her clothes.

I’ve said this before: Melania gets it “right” 90% of the time. But the other 10% is just bonkers.

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Anonymous wrote:Looks like Kimberly got a refresh - her face looks better (and, no, I don't think her skirt is pilling)



with her son

That cannot be her. Doesn't even look remotely like the same person. That is so creepy.

I also didn’t think it was the same person

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Anonymous wrote:That can't be pilling - it has to be a boucle-type sweater. You can see the photo larger here
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/vice-president-jd-and-second-lady-usha-vance-eat-a-meal-news-photo/2206673988?adppopup=true

I looked at the larger photo and zoomed in.

It is pilling, and it looks even worse up close.

It’s really, really bad.

It's horrible. I don't know who told her that she looks good in camel, but they lied. I have her coloring, camel/beige is awful.

Ha. My mom and I had our colors analyzed for fun in Arlington, and my mom was just texting, "Usha needs to go to the woman we saw, that color is not for her :/" (Hey, Usha's friends, since I know y'all read here, or at least you were more obvious when she had her own thread: Tell your girl that she's a winter of some kind. She looks absolutely beautiful in jewel tones but camel makes her look like the ghost of an Oregon trail cholera victim.)

At this point I'm pretty sure that Usha just has a personal affinity for these colors that look terrible on her. She seems to really like camel/tan and pale pinky colors and they look so bad on her. Jewel tones do look beautiful on women with her skin tone. I don't get it.

I kind of get it. I used to love wearing pale blue. Turns out, I look really bad in pale blue...but I never wore the colors I looked good in, so I didn't realize how sickly I looked. So when I had my colors done and found out I was a spring, I was kind of disappointed. But the more I started wearing colors I looked good in, the more I got used to it.

I still wear pale blue sometimes, just away from my face. I think Usha should try like, camel pants and a jewel toned top. I think that would look pretty on her.

Yup, pp you responded to and I agree with all of this. Pale blue is also not my color, and who doesn’t love pale blue? But it’s just never going to be the best color for us. I am a winter/near fall and deep jewel tones look prettiest on me.

I also agree with the pp who suggested that these color choices are a weird, maybe subconscious attempt to emulate WASPY women. Deep jewel tones are of course emblematic of saris, and I think for the sake of her husband’s political career, Usha wants to stay as far away from suggesting or celebrating her ethnic origins as possible. This is a contrast from someone like Kamala Harris who at least occasionally wore Indian jewelry; we don’t really see someone like Usha doing that.

Saris come in all sorts of colors, including pale/pastel and muted colors like cream and beige, not just jewel tones. White woman don’t have a lock on subtle colors, but of course they think her dressing style is all about copying them

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Anonymous wrote:Looks like Kimberly got a refresh - her face looks better (and, no, I don't think her skirt is pilling)



with her son

She looks much better, now if she would lose the MAGA hair and heavy eye makeup, she'd be back to the Kimberly of 10 years ago. Also, surprisingly, her mouth and her son's mouth are similar, so she's closer to her real mouth, too.

No, she looks incredibly fake. No part of her hasn't been touched by a doctor. A 56 year old woman will never look like a 46 year old unless she's had extensive surgery.

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Anonymous wrote:Looks like Kimberly got a refresh - her face looks better (and, no, I don't think her skirt is pilling)



with her son

That cannot be her. Doesn't even look remotely like the same person. That is so creepy.

I also didn’t think it was the same person

That mix of fabrics in the same dress is…
I’m at a loss for words.

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The Rolex is an especially nice touch.

Seems like they purposely chose people with tattoos and then forced them not to wear shirts??

This is one sick lady.

Yes, I read an article saying they made all the men take off their shirts. They have white t-shirts as part of their standard issue uniform, but the Trump Administration made them take them off because they knew most of them were tattooed and it would make them look scarier to white America.

I look at the photo and think Stephen Miller is a psychopath. That's the message this photo communicates to me.

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The Rolex is an especially nice touch.

Seems like they purposely chose people with tattoos and then forced them not to wear shirts??

This is one sick lady.

Yes, I read an article saying they made all the men take off their shirts. They have white t-shirts as part of their standard issue uniform, but the Trump Administration made them take them off because they knew most of them were tattooed and it would make them look scarier to white America.

Were they taken into custody with shaved heads or did Uncle Sam include that in their makeovers?

Trump had people shave their heads.