Winter wedding guest dress - impress boyfriend and FU to ex

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some of these have sleeves for the pearl clutchers:

https://retrofete.com/collections/dresses/products/kayla-maxi-dress-pino

https://retrofete.com/collections/dresses/products/roberta-dress-abr

https://retrofete.com/collections/dresses/products/esmee-dress-evegr

https://retrofete.com/collections/dresses/products/emilyn-dress-blk

https://retrofete.com/collections/dresses/products/iridessa-velvet-dress-dkpas

https://retrofete.com/collections/dresses/products/tabitha-mesh-ruched-midi-dress-sphre

https://retrofete.com/collections/dresses/products/tre-midi-dress-sltbn

https://retrofete.com/collections/dresses/products/chantae-dress-mrlt

2nd link unless voluptuous curvy.

They all look like what a sex worker invited to a corporate holiday party would toss on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://poshmark.com/listing/Billy-J-Esther-One-Shoulder-Long-Sleeve-Maxi-Halter-Dress-Black-Womens-Size-10-68ed0d28cd201b01b9f37242

I just wore the same dress in copper color and it’s absolutely stunning

Lovely and elegant. Sexy in a “french woman” way.

What is your body shape? NP here and I’d love to grab this as a classic piece for my closet, but am worried it won’t flatter my apple shape (I’m 5’4”, 130 lbs).

I’m 5’2” 130 lbs hourglass shape.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Way over budget but I like this!

https://ullajohnson.com/collections/dresses-7cf056/products/tida-silk-v-neck-short-sleeve-midi-dress-obsidian?nosto_source=cmp&nosto=1451477888

Again, a nice dress from a woman’s perspective, but no man will look at a woman in this and think twice about her.

You are being kind. It's cute for a brunch with your girlfriends.

[Anonymous]

Now I know why everyone's husband's look at me when I walk in. Like damn, I wish my wife looked like that. My husband thinks it's great.

Y'all are some frumpy chicks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Now I know why everyone's husband's look at me when I walk in. Like damn, I wish my wife looked like that. My husband thinks it's great.

Y'all are some frumpy chicks.

That's so funny that you think that's why they're looking at you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Now I know why everyone's husband's look at me when I walk in. Like damn, I wish my wife looked like that. My husband thinks it's great.

Y'all are some frumpy chicks.

Nah we’re assuming you sleep around and your husband likes to watch (while focusing on the men, not you)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Now I know why everyone's husband's look at me when I walk in. Like damn, I wish my wife looked like that. My husband thinks it's great.

Y'all are some frumpy chicks.

Everyone — men and women — turn to look at overly exposed skin, someone who is outrageous and unusual, or someone who is dressed completely inappropriately for the setting.

Doesn’t mean it actually looks great. Jeff Bezos thinks Lauren Sanchez looks great too. I’m sure everyone looks at her in a room.

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

So, has OP even commented on this thread (I was traveling this weekend) or has she just disappeared and it's now frumpy 50yo women arguing with slightly less frumpy 50yo women about what a 38yo should wear to a wedding?

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So, has OP even commented on this thread (I was traveling this weekend) or has she just disappeared and it's now frumpy 50yo women arguing with slightly less frumpy 50yo women about what a 38yo should wear to a wedding?

She came in once half way through the thread to say she was surprised to see all the responses, but she didn't comment on any of them. Now we're just bored and having fun. But i do agree with your assessment!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Now I know why everyone's husband's look at me when I walk in. Like damn, I wish my wife looked like that. My husband thinks it's great.

Y'all are some frumpy chicks.

Everyone — men and women — turn to look at overly exposed skin, someone who is outrageous and unusual, or someone who is dressed completely inappropriately for the setting.

Doesn’t mean it actually looks great. Jeff Bezos thinks Lauren Sanchez looks great too. I’m sure everyone looks at her in a room.

It's like you don't know humans.