Cringiest song lyrics of all time

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:redwood tree it aint hard to see
his love was the key that opened my thighs


Yep. I've cringed every time I've seen in posted somewhere today.


Not a Swiftie, so I haven’t heard the album. Honestly thought this was a parody or something until I looked it up. Good lord.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:It wasn't me!


Love that one
Anonymous
"Go ahead jump. Might as well jump."

Van Halen
Anonymous

"Hey Mickey! You're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Mickey!"

Most asinine song EVER.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:She's just 16 years old
Leave her alone, they said
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet


The video is so creepy/cringy too

At first I thought the person in the stripped shirt was the 16 year old girl but it turns out to be the singer/predator!



That video is so weird....he cuts his eyes at that father in an evil way and then pouts as he's on the phone.
So creepy but I can't stop watching it!
Anonymous
In the 90s it was "cool" for everyone to listen to 2LiveCrew As Nasty as they Want to Be album. We'd cruise listening to "D*ck Almighty" and "My Seven Bizzos".
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:"Go ahead jump. Might as well jump."

Van Halen


I still love this song.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:… Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers


This makes my skin crawl along with the "bubble gum tongue" and "swim in a deep sea of blankets." Yuck

Yup that whole song is cringe even before you know that it’s about banging Jessica Simpson.


I thought the speculation was that it was about Jennifer Love Hewitt, but John Mayer said it’s about his first girlfriend.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Complete trash.


I was replying to this:

I love this song! Lyrics are the best:



3,6,9 damn damn fine
move and sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
to the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Verse 1: Ying Yang 1]
Shortie crunk so fresh so clean
can she cut that Question been harassing me
In the mind this girl is fine
I done came to the club about 50th 11 times
now can I play with yo Panie line
the club owner said I need to calm down
security guard go to sweating me now
Pa drunk then a maaaaf threaten me now

[Verse 2: Ying Yang 2]
She getting crunk in the club I mine she work
Then I like to see the female twerking
taking her clothes off
OOH she naked
ATL. sorry done disrespect it
Pa pop yo thang like this
cause yin yang twins and it be aiight
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and
we all like to see Jig o-B
Now bring yo'self over here girl and
let me see you get low
if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and
if yo wanta act you can keep yo self where you at

[Chorus: Ying Yang]
[screech]
3,6,9 damn damn fine
move it and sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
to the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Verse 3: Lil Jon]
Let me see you get low (you scared, you scared)
Drop dat BODY to the floor (you scared, you scared)
Let me see you get low (you scared, you scared)
Drop dat body to the floor (you scared, you scared)
Drop dat butt (hey) shake it fast (hey)
Pop dat body to the left and the right hey
Drop dat body (hey) shake it fast (hey)
Pop dat body to the left and the right hey
Now back,back,back it up (hey)
back, back, back it up (hey)
back, back, back it up (hey)
back, back, back it up (hey)
Now stop ohh! then wiggle wit yeah
Now stop ohh! then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ohh! then wiggle wit ya
Now stop Ohh! then wiggle wit ya

[Chorus: Ying Yang]
[screech]
3,6,9 damn damn fine
move and sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
In the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Bridge: Lil jon]
I Got What (Got What?)
Yeah!
Ya'll ladies twreking a little bit out there (A LIL' BIT!)
But ya got to twrek a little bit harder then dat (Harder than that)
now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite
I need to see you break it down
LIKE THIS!

[Verse 4: Lil jon]
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)

[Chorus: Ying Yang]
[screech]
3,6,9 damn damn fine
move it sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
to the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?


Wasn’t that one of the theme songs played at last year’s Democratic National Convention ?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Complete trash.


I was replying to this:

I love this song! Lyrics are the best:



3,6,9 damn damn fine
move and sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
to the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Verse 1: Ying Yang 1]
Shortie crunk so fresh so clean
can she cut that Question been harassing me
In the mind this girl is fine
I done came to the club about 50th 11 times
now can I play with yo Panie line
the club owner said I need to calm down
security guard go to sweating me now
Pa drunk then a maaaaf threaten me now

[Verse 2: Ying Yang 2]
She getting crunk in the club I mine she work
Then I like to see the female twerking
taking her clothes off
OOH she naked
ATL. sorry done disrespect it
Pa pop yo thang like this
cause yin yang twins and it be aiight
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and
we all like to see Jig o-B
Now bring yo'self over here girl and
let me see you get low
if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and
if yo wanta act you can keep yo self where you at

[Chorus: Ying Yang]
[screech]
3,6,9 damn damn fine
move it and sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
to the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Verse 3: Lil Jon]
Let me see you get low (you scared, you scared)
Drop dat BODY to the floor (you scared, you scared)
Let me see you get low (you scared, you scared)
Drop dat body to the floor (you scared, you scared)
Drop dat butt (hey) shake it fast (hey)
Pop dat body to the left and the right hey
Drop dat body (hey) shake it fast (hey)
Pop dat body to the left and the right hey
Now back,back,back it up (hey)
back, back, back it up (hey)
back, back, back it up (hey)
back, back, back it up (hey)
Now stop ohh! then wiggle wit yeah
Now stop ohh! then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ohh! then wiggle wit ya
Now stop Ohh! then wiggle wit ya

[Chorus: Ying Yang]
[screech]
3,6,9 damn damn fine
move and sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
In the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

[Bridge: Lil jon]
I Got What (Got What?)
Yeah!
Ya'll ladies twreking a little bit out there (A LIL' BIT!)
But ya got to twrek a little bit harder then dat (Harder than that)
now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite
I need to see you break it down
LIKE THIS!

[Verse 4: Lil jon]
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat body drop it down and get low (get low)

[Chorus: Ying Yang]
[screech]
3,6,9 damn damn fine
move it sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window (to da window)
to the wall (to da wall)
To the sweat right down and fall (fall)
To where all these females crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?
To all skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
To all skeet skeet, got, i got what?

That's a TL;DR
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:She's just 16 years old
Leave her alone, they said
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet


The video is so creepy/cringy too

At first I thought the person in the stripped shirt was the 16 year old girl but it turns out to be the singer/predator!



That video is so weird....he cuts his eyes at that father in an evil way and then pouts as he's on the phone.
So creepy but I can't stop watching it!

That video is GROSS! He's standing outside her window (?) and singing like he's berating her. Her eyes are downcast and she looks like she's a lot younger than 16! She doesn't seem interested. He looks about 50 and has a strange body. 🤢
Anonymous
I don't wanna be your man no more
I wanna make love to a whore
Anonymous
Fly, robin fly
Up, up to the sky
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:She's just 16 years old
Leave her alone, they said
Separated by fools
Who don't know what love is yet


The video is so creepy/cringy too

At first I thought the person in the stripped shirt was the 16 year old girl but it turns out to be the singer/predator!



That video is so weird....he cuts his eyes at that father in an evil way and then pouts as he's on the phone.
So creepy but I can't stop watching it!

That video is GROSS! He's standing outside her window (?) and singing like he's berating her. Her eyes are downcast and she looks like she's a lot younger than 16! She doesn't seem interested. He looks about 50 and has a strange body. 🤢


+1 thank you for posting the video! Sooooo bad so good.
Anonymous
I'm starting to feel just a little abused
Like a coffee machine in an office
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