Winter wedding guest dress - impress boyfriend and FU to ex

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Anonymous wrote:https://shop.mango.com/us/en/p/women/dresses-and-jumpsuits/dresses/fringed-dress-with-low-back_27051183

also comes in this colorway: https://shop.mango.com/us/en/p/women/dresses-and-jumpsuits/dresses/fringed-dress-with-low-back_17041232

That is gonna be obscene on OP if she’s any larger than a B-cup

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.revolve.com/abito-sally/dp/SAYR-WD535/?d=Womens&srcType=dp_recs_viewed2

Damn. That is a gorgeous dress! This is the exactly the situation to use Rent the Runway or Nuuly to get a dress you could never afford (and at least 2 back ups). Use the filters to get the right season, colors and silhouettes and find something really special! And as other people said, if you are genuinely smiling, laughing, dancing and having a great time (don't over do it!)--your ex will notice that more than a dress! Good luck OP!

That is a gorgeous dress for a flapper Halloween costume. Not for a swanky city wedding.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a big Dress the Population fan. These could work with a large bust but you'll need a shawl for church and a coat if cold.

https://www.nordstrom.com/s/dress-the-population-monroe-side-slit-gown/5532927?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FBrands%2FDress%20the%20Population&color=930

over budget:
https://www.nordstrom.com/s/dress-the-population-cherilyn-floral-velvet-burnout-open-back-mermaid-gown/8129933?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FBrands%2FDress%20the%20Population&color=001

maybe too short for winter:
https://www.nordstrom.com/s/dress-the-population-mary-lace-body-con-cocktail-dress/5532920?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FBrands%2FDress%20the%20Population&color=001

Those are all OK depending on OP’s body type.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm a big Dress the Population fan. These could work with a large bust but you'll need a shawl for church and a coat if cold.

https://www.nordstrom.com/s/dress-the-population-monroe-side-slit-gown/5532927?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FBrands%2FDress%20the%20Population&color=930

over budget:
https://www.nordstrom.com/s/dress-the-population-cherilyn-floral-velvet-burnout-open-back-mermaid-gown/8129933?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FBrands%2FDress%20the%20Population&color=001

maybe too short for winter:
https://www.nordstrom.com/s/dress-the-population-mary-lace-body-con-cocktail-dress/5532920?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FBrands%2FDress%20the%20Population&color=001

the second option (velvet burnout) would look knockout on an hourglass figure

True. I wonder how that pattern looks in real life though.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Why are we encouraging OP to get her ex to “notice” her? That doesn’t seem healthy if you truly want to move on.

She said nothing about him noticing her. I'm sure most people don't need help noticing their ex-spouse. She simply wants to look good in front of him.

This thread is so lame. You guys are either b itching about OP wanting to show up an ex or b itching about the dresses recommended while recommending dresses that look like medieval burial gowns. Meanwhile OP is nowhere to be found.

"Medieval burial gowns" is sending me lmfao

Same. I cackled

I also liked “to impress your frum in-laws” 😂

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I gotta warn you — any dress you wear that’s blatantly “look what you missed out on” is going to look too inappropriate for a church wedding and too try-hard for the reception. And it’s going to completely contradict your intended purpose of showing XH that you don’t think about him any more.

Whatever you get, get it scrupulously tailored. If it’s at all tight or plunge-y or short, think twice. Or at least wear a jacket or shawl in the church.

Here's the answer from page one of the thread.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I gotta warn you — any dress you wear that’s blatantly “look what you missed out on” is going to look too inappropriate for a church wedding and too try-hard for the reception. And it’s going to completely contradict your intended purpose of showing XH that you don’t think about him any more.

Whatever you get, get it scrupulously tailored. If it’s at all tight or plunge-y or short, think twice. Or at least wear a jacket or shawl in the church.

Here's the answer from page one of the thread.

True, no woman whatsoever will be wearing anything tight or showing anything below the chin!

[Anonymous]

Wow look, this thread is still going.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Spend a tad more and get this in blue.

https://www.thereformation.com/products/belden-dress/1318314CRM.html?skip_atc_confirmation=true&dwvar_1318314CRM_color=NVY&quantity=1

Beautiful and so classy.

This is gorg but for someone with more classic or dramatic features - aka for those who look good with slick hair.

[Anonymous]

Op here.

Holy cow I just remembered I made this and popped in to see if there were any responses. Was not expecting this 14 page rollercoaster.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op here.

Holy cow I just remembered I made this and popped in to see if there were any responses. Was not expecting this 14 page rollercoaster.

Well, did you like anything?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op here.

Holy cow I just remembered I made this and popped in to see if there were any responses. Was not expecting this 14 page rollercoaster.

Do tell . . . which look will you choose? Tawdry harlot? Morticia? Summer dress in winter?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a big Dress the Population fan. These could work with a large bust but you'll need a shawl for church and a coat if cold.

https://www.nordstrom.com/s/dress-the-population-monroe-side-slit-gown/5532927?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FBrands%2FDress%20the%20Population&color=930

over budget:
https://www.nordstrom.com/s/dress-the-population-cherilyn-floral-velvet-burnout-open-back-mermaid-gown/8129933?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FBrands%2FDress%20the%20Population&color=001

maybe too short for winter:
https://www.nordstrom.com/s/dress-the-population-mary-lace-body-con-cocktail-dress/5532920?origin=category-personalizedsort&breadcrumb=Home%2FBrands%2FDress%20the%20Population&color=001

Very nice!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Stop with the Adrienne Papell dress! It's terrible for a 30-something!

It’s gorgeous and classy. Grow up.

DP. No that dress is sad looking. Like something Olive Oyl would wear.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Here, OP, a few more specifically within your price range.

https://www.revolve.com/norma-kamali-diana-fishtail-gown-in-black-mesh-nude/dp/NKAM-WD430

https://www.revolve.com/norma-kamali-x-revolve-v-neck-rectangle-gown-in-black/dp/NKAM-WD228 - This one at least has shoulders covered

https://www.revolve.com/michael-costello-x-revolve-cabra-maxi-dress-in-blue/dp/MELR-WD1187

OP, I think you should do the second one here with the shoulders covered. It's modest but sexy, elegant but trendy, and I think it would look good on an hourglass figure with scrappy sandals and perfect hair/makeup.

Why is everyone trying to dress OP “modest”?????

Because this forum is filled with 50 year old women who weren't fashionable when they were 30, and mostly just troll the Beauty and Fashion Forum to, ironically, tell every poster that you shouldn't try to dress fashionably or flatteringly, but instead should aspire to not care about fashion at all. Mostly, they seem to think that wanting to look nice is a vice.

I've spent a lot of time on the dcum fashion forum over many many years, not because i've ever gotten any fashion advice, but because these nutty frumps are just as entertaining as the Relationships forum.

Same here, I come for the laughs