You think? Look at this press release from when she was hired. They are both a little too excited and personal with one another : “At Astronomer, our people are the most valuable asset in helping our customers do more to gain a competitive advantage with their data,” said Andy Byron, CEO of Astronomer. “Kristin’s exceptional leadership and deep expertise in talent management, employee engagement, and scaling people strategies will be critical as we continue our rapid trajectory. She is a proven leader at multiple growth-stage companies and her passion for fostering diverse, collaborative workplaces makes her a perfect fit for Astronomer.” “I prefer to think of my role as people strategy versus traditional human resources, as the real magic happens when you align the people strategy with the business strategy,” said Cabot . “There are plenty of companies out there where a leadership team doesn’t recognize the value that a strong people leader and people team can bring to a company. It’s not just about benefits or catered lunches. There’s so much more to it, and I was energized in my conversations with Andy and the Astronomer leadership team about the opportunities that exist here.” |
It's not about that. I'm sure she has certain knowledge, skills, and abilities that he appreciates. And a certain eagerness. |
How stupid would you have to be to go out in public ESPECIALLY if you held high profile jobs… Listening to Coldplay fits that IQ.
(And yes, I know the real question is how stupid and self-absorbed would you have to be to blow up lives of multiple innocent children…) |
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Per usual, he'll come out of this with "broooooo" fist pumps and her career will be toasted. Because who is dumb enough to hire a head of HR that caused a scandal? Hellllll no. She's untouchable after this. Which is exactly how this plays out every single time. |
Her husband, Kenneth Thornby, filed for divorce in 2018. Her ex paid a lump child support for their kid. It took 4 years until it was finalized. She was definitely cheating….men don’t usually file. Long divorce and him filing…she was ho-ing
Now was it multiple other men or does the affair date back longer? |
^ Massachusetts court records |
Thank goodness. |
She is high libido. It's the testosterone jaw, I tell you. |
Of course she does. |
This is so cringy.
Kristin Cabot - Chief People Officer. It's now "People" instead of HR? "I prefer to think of my role as people strategy versus traditional human resources, as the real magic happens when you align the people strategy with the business strategy," said Cabot . Give me a break. Those of us with more than 5 years of experience already figured out HR is not there for the employees, it's there to protect the company's interests. |
Someone that wants free BJs ![]() |
Seems this isn’t her first affair… |
She was still in the website when I checked a moment ago: https://www.astronomer.io/about-us/ |
They took the whole ‘our team’ page down now. |