What does your profile say? It must be good! ![]() You sound sweet. |
You say sad and gross; I say this is human nature. How many wealthy senior citizens have 30yo trophy wives? Is that sad and gross? |
I went to a massage place last year....for a massage....and got an HJ as a bonus. I wasn't expecting it and wasn't smart enough to say no. It was a great massage. |
I worked for DOD as a civilian back in the 1980's and while traveling overseas had an two day layover at Clark AB, Philippines. I knew an old friend stationed there so I looked him up and met him after his work ended.
He offered to take me out for a beer so we drove to a bar off base on Fields Ave (what I didn't know at the time was that Clark was surrounded by 300 bars that employed 3000 bar girls). We went into a bar and sat down and a really cute 19yo girl came over and sat next to me. After a while my friend asks "do you like her" and I say "yea". He paid her short time bar fine, which was $5usd, and the girl takes me by the hand and leads me to a room in the back. We has sex 3 times in an hour and a half. I never knew her name. |
In addition to DCUM, I post on the internationalsexguide website. |
Your daughter, the product of your 1.5 hours of fun who you never met, is now in her 30s, works as a bar girl, and has several offspring of her own. Congratulations! |
So you've never heard of a condom? |
My confession is I love this thread and hope it never dies. |
When I was 13 my parents would hire a babysitter for my younger sister. The babysitter was a mousy high school senior from across the street. I lost my virginity to her and have been addicted to sex ever since. |
This will be the longest thread. |
I believe in psychics |
I believe in physics |
My wife doesn't know how much porn I actually watch. Like every day. Trust me, I'd rather have sex with her...but she's a once a month type of girl. It kills me inside. |
Similar. I'd rather have sex with my wife, but it doesn't kill me inside to watch porn. I enjoy porn. |
I love my ap but I know he doesn't love me. |