Help resolve a stupid, gross debate...

[Anonymous]

1) What is your height/weight?
2) Briefly describe your diet.
3) Are your farts usually loud or silent?
4) How bad do they smell, on a scale of 1-10 (1=unnoticeable, 10=clear a large room)?

[Anonymous]

no thanks

[Anonymous]

DH and I are currently arguing about the size of trash bags for the kitchen. Thank you for making me feel ever-so-slightly less ridiculous.

[Anonymous]

5'2" 375lbs
Pork rinds, soda and bologna
Loud
10

Not really. But srsly. Protein and beans are very fart inducing. But eating these things in balance with fruit and veg should keep farts to a minimum. Eating an unbalanced diet makes you more prone to fartiness. Also, stay away from processed food.

[Anonymous]

My Dh and I aren't speaking because he never initiates cuddling w/o sex. *sigh*

[Anonymous]

I don't get it. What exactly is the debate?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't get it. What exactly is the debate?

Whether fart noise and odor is related more to diet or "body type"

[Anonymous]

I think it also depends on your intestinal flora, like bad breath.

Drink lots of water, eat lots of fiber.

[Anonymous]

Suggestion: find a middle schooler in need of a science project and see what results you get. I can only imagine the pictures on the tri-fold board.

[Anonymous]

You should write this up as a grant proposal. I'm sure you'd get federal funding.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:5'2" 375lbs
Pork rinds, soda and bologna
Loud
10

Not really. But srsly. Protein and beans are very fart inducing. But eating these things in balance with fruit and veg should keep farts to a minimum. Eating an unbalanced diet makes you more prone to fartiness. Also, stay away from processed food.

Hey, don't I recognize you from the "happy weight" thread?

[Anonymous]

Well, this is anonymous...

5'9" 160lbs
Lots of fruits/veggies/legumes, little red meat
Silent
5-8