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on both sides yes. shows there is probably something actually wrong going on sadly. |
So take this to Spanish speaking forums. Surely they will want to know about this egregious issue. Seems like a waste of time to keep going on and on here. |
Okay, this is epic. |
| My kids speak Spanish and I've been ask3d if we're Hispanic. We are not but our nanny doesn't speak a word of English despite being here over 20 years |
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I think all of this is hilarious. Can the poster(s) who mentioned Alec favors Latin women and the restaurant they had a "chance" encounter at was Hillary's friend's restaurant please elaborate:
1) She began being a fake Spaniard JUST for Alec or she began this routine prior but just took it to new levels with him? Was it actually common knowledge he has a thing for Latin women? 2) Are you suggesting her restaurateur friend tipped her off that Alec had a reservation that night and seated her near him to orchestrate the meeting? Did her friend tip her off about other rich guys prior or was this an isolated thing? |
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Oh sorry. Here is the TLDR version:
"Hilaria, the english word for that vegetable you are using on a live TV segment that your paid publicist begged us to set up during her break from unsuccessfully trying to edit your bio into something REMOTELY believable is 'cucumber.' It's been called a cucumber ever since you were born in Boston, went to K-12 in Boston, spent your summers in dancing contests around, yes, Boston, right up until you dropped out of NYU and moved to Brooklyn. Still called a cucumber, even in Brooklyn. It was still called a cucumber when you worked full time as a yoga instructor in Union Square, still never having left the states. When you changed your name from Hillary to Hilaria and your american parents moved to Spain thanks to a generous grant from the Alec Baldwin Foundation in 2011, it seems they were not able to change the name of this vegetable. Still, cucumber. They WERE able however to finally accept their new spanish identities, where their names were officially changed to "Hilaria's Mom who lives in Spain" and "Hilaria's Dad who lives in Spain," despite the strange looks they got from the lady typing that out at the Majorca DMV. Since you confiscated their passports once they got to Majorca, so they could never leave the island to avoid being photographed within 1000 miles of you, they were definitely unable to change the name of that vegetable you are peeling. So let's try it again. Kyoo-kuhm-br |
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No one’s publicist factors this site into anything.
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I did just watch the cucumber video and, OMG. If she truly is a born-and-bred suburban white lady, then that accent is just BEYOND. The way it slips in and out, and sometimes she's fully fluent and other times she remembers to insert a quasi-Spanish lilt... it's impressive. Gazpacho = the French Onion Soup of Spain. Further proof of my previous assertion that she is projecting an American stereotype of Spanish-ness to her American audience (which is far more her target audience than a Spanish-speaking audience). |
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| What restaurant did they first meet at? |
https://nypost.com/2016/05/22/the-crazy-crash-of-nycs-hottest-vegan/ |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO9CpCHiJmE
Notice her skin tone. That's no summer tan in October. Body looks so different also but that's not the point. The appropriation is. Accent in full effect though she seems to forget to use in during the actual yoga. |
| She has given various accounts of how they met at the vegan restaurant Pure Food and Wine. One version is that he came up to her and said "I must know you" and gave her his card. Another version she recounts is that she was sitting with friends who told her that Alec was in the restaurant and that she caught his eye from her table and winked at him. Probably both things happened. In both versions, she claims that she did not own nor watch tv so didn't really know who he was. |
Wow! So she was good friends with Sarma Melngailis, the bulimic Penn alum? "...Ivy Leaguer with model looks and a hot vegan restaurant, Pure Food and Wine in Gramercy, beloved by Alec Baldwin and Bill Clinton." Is Sarma still in jail? |
| Think she only served a few months |