Bf doesn't want to get me a nice rock

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was dating a woman to whom I proposed. The diamond I was to give is one in the family for years; 1.5 carats and perfect. The girl was offended because I did not save for it. I was a effing graduate student making $800 per month...she wanted me to save up 10K. I walked away from it.

I would wear that. I think family rings are the best.

[Anonymous]

You know, break up. Before you know it, you will be sitting in the suburbs frying tuna.

[Anonymous]

OP is spicey tuna girl, whaaaat?!!!

[Anonymous]

He'd probably buy a bigger rock but for the smell of lightly fried tuna that follows you around.....

[Anonymous]

I feel really bad for anyone who did not recognize this was a troll thread based on the first post.

Giveaways:

Who calls an engagement ring a "rock?" Not real people.
Op never returned.

[Anonymous]

I originally read the title as "nice rack," and thought it was about whether OP's boyfriend would spring for a boob job. Maybe OP should see if he'll spend money on that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I feel really bad for anyone who did not recognize this was a troll thread based on the first post.

Giveaways:

Who calls an engagement ring a "rock?" Not real people.
Op never returned.

Who knows. People on DCUM say rock all the time. Who would return to the smell of fried tuna? I mean, derailed thread

[Anonymous]

So that's how it works? The price of the rock shows how much you love someone?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So that's how it works? The price of the rock shows how much you love someone?

Yep.

And the size of the rock is directly proportional to the size of the rack. Inversely proportional to the size of the ass.

[Anonymous]

It really is just "a rock." My solitaire fell out at work one day. Amazingly, we found it on the floor and had it repaired. Now I never wear it... physical job plus physical hobbies make it unsafe. Hubby never wears his because he works on heavy equipment. Who wants to blow 7k on a ring anyway? Put it towards the honeymoon, or a down payment on a house.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So that's how it works? The price of the rock shows how much you love someone?

Yep.

And the size of the rock is directly proportional to the size of the rack. Inversely proportional to the size of the ass.

Any Kardashian would beg to differ.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So that's how it works? The price of the rock shows how much you love someone?

Yep.

And the size of the rock is directly proportional to the size of the rack. Inversely proportional to the size of the ass.

Any Kardashian would beg to differ.

There is no explaining poor taste.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I originally read the title as "nice rack," and thought it was about whether OP's boyfriend would spring for a boob job. Maybe OP should see if he'll spend money on that.

Buying a woman breast implants is right up with a giant engagement ring as giant wastes of money.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So that's how it works? The price of the rock shows how much you love someone?

No romance without finance.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I originally read the title as "nice rack," and thought it was about whether OP's boyfriend would spring for a boob job. Maybe OP should see if he'll spend money on that.

Buying a woman breast implants is right up with a giant engagement ring as giant wastes of money.

You can't motorboat a diamond.