Non-Famous but Frequent DCUM Posters III

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hesitate to write this in case I summon them like Lord Voldemort but….the kate Middleton Superfan.

This is so hilariously accurate. 3 minutes!

The Meghan Superfan is worse - she tracks how much work Kate has done on spreadsheets!

Oh honey.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hesitate to write this in case I summon them like Lord Voldemort but….the kate Middleton Superfan.

This is so hilariously accurate. 3 minutes!

The Meghan Superfan is worse - she tracks how much work Kate has done on spreadsheets!

All of the royal fanatics are crazy. Extreme crazy.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:"I see Kate's PR team has entered the room" lady on every Kate Middleton thread. No, sweetheart, PR people for the Royals aren't bothering themselves with some piddly little website in the U.S. that nobody knows or cares about.

Lol I posted earlier about the PR conspiracy lady. Could there be more than one?

There was a crazy poster recently on the Kevin Costner divorce thread who seemed firmly convinced that Kevin Costner’s PR team has been frantically hitting refresh on that thread.

Also on the Barbie movie threads. Yikes

[Anonymous]

I struggle to the level of narcissism that would lead people to believe that someone who disagrees with them on DCUM simply must be working for a celebrity PR firm. That is some truly deranged thinking.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I struggle to the level of narcissism that would lead people to believe that someone who disagrees with them on DCUM simply must be working for a celebrity PR firm. That is some truly deranged thinking.

PP here fixing my typo. I struggle to understand, obviously.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The one who always suggests a beautiful piece of crystal when people ask what to bring as a host gift.

I am
The person who always suggests something monogrammed or personalized. Love things with the name of your summer house etc. I would monogram myself if I could. It is a bit of a running joke in my extended family. My cousin just moved in with her boyfriend and I sent them personalized mugs with their names on them. Towels, you name it. Love it all!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DP but I use littles all the time. So much easiet than saying "my three younger children."

Is it also insipid to say Fridge?

The author Justin Cronin uses the word littles in his book The Twelve so unfortunately I can’t hear it without thinking about people being attacked by vampires

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The one who always suggests a beautiful piece of crystal when people ask what to bring as a host gift.

I am
The person who always suggests something monogrammed or personalized. Love things with the name of your summer house etc. I would monogram myself if I could. It is a bit of a running joke in my extended family. My cousin just moved in with her boyfriend and I sent them personalized mugs with their names on them. Towels, you name it. Love it all!!

I don’t see what’s wrong with crystal gifts.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:How about the mean person who keeps starting these threads to make fun of others?

This is really a good point. some miserable creature lives for DCUM and lives to make fun of it. She is so devalued in herself that she s enjoys mocking other anonymous people.

DP but I make fun of people in real life too! No worries there.

Genuinely made me LOL

Another LOL!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The one who always suggests a beautiful piece of crystal when people ask what to bring as a host gift.

I am
The person who always suggests something monogrammed or personalized. Love things with the name of your summer house etc. I would monogram myself if I could. It is a bit of a running joke in my extended family. My cousin just moved in with her boyfriend and I sent them personalized mugs with their names on them. Towels, you name it. Love it all!!

I don’t see what’s wrong with crystal gifts.

No more stuff, please!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The Charcuterie Board lady.

What food for a 5 yr old bday party?
Food to eat on a long road trip?
Meal ideas for savagely hungry teens?
Pool potluck ideas?
A side dish for XYZ-type dinner?
A post hike lunch with only a yeti cooler?

The answer is always: Charcuterie board

I’m not this poster, but damn I love a good charcuterie board

Same. I think I'll become this poster.

Except a characterie board isnt practical for 90% of the posts the lady replies to (see examples above). Hence, how annoying she is.

How so? It's what ny 10 yo begs for at fancy restaurants. He'd eat one every day, any occasion.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The one who always suggests a beautiful piece of crystal when people ask what to bring as a host gift.

I am
The person who always suggests something monogrammed or personalized. Love things with the name of your summer house etc. I would monogram myself if I could. It is a bit of a running joke in my extended family. My cousin just moved in with her boyfriend and I sent them personalized mugs with their names on them. Towels, you name it. Love it all!!

I don’t see what’s wrong with crystal gifts.

Not my style at all and I’m trying to get rid of excess stuff.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hesitate to write this in case I summon them like Lord Voldemort but….the kate Middleton Superfan.

This is so hilariously accurate. 3 minutes!

The Meghan Superfan is worse - she tracks how much work Kate has done on spreadsheets!

All of the royal fanatics are crazy. Extreme crazy.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How about the mean person who keeps starting these threads to make fun of others?

This is really a good point. some miserable creature lives for DCUM and lives to make fun of it. She is so devalued in herself that she s enjoys mocking other anonymous people.

DP but I make fun of people in real life too! No worries there.

Genuinely made me LOL

Another LOL!

That was me!

Now I feel like I’ve really made it on DCUM. Love to make people laugh!

I’ve also been known to post controversial stuff on my neighborhood listserv and then sit back and enjoy the melee that ensues.

[Anonymous]

Wait! Are you my husband? He does that too!