MY HUSBAND ATE THE LAST BAG OF DORITOS
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Anonymous
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Doritos flavors, ranked. Discuss
1. spicy nacho 2. Nacho 3. Flaming hot limon 4. Jalapeno 5. Salsa verde 6. Dinamita (Takis rip-off) 7. Blazing Buffalo and Ranch 8. Tapatio 9. Taco 10. Spicy Sweet Chili 11. Open Sweaty A@@ 12. Cool ranch |
Anonymous
| What the actual f?! He better make this up to you. Tell him he screwed up and we all have your back. |
Anonymous
| Way worse than using the good bourbon for a mint julep! |
Anonymous
Ooh, other husbands complain about this? Because dh was recently appalled when I use he good bourbon for a cocktail. A damn good cocktail. |
Anonymous
| My DH wants to know how big a bag. Full size or snack size? |
Anonymous
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My husband ate all the good leftover gingerbread house candy. You know, the stuff I buy that does not really work well on the house but I buy so my son and I can eat it. We are talking 3 kinds of m&m’s (mint, peanut, and regular) and the mini Reese’s cups.
Maybe the OP and I can get a good deal on a divorce attorney together (I am a spicy nacho Doritos gal if it matters). |
Anonymous
Yes, this seems even more important than flavor. |
Anonymous
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Use the postmates app or the 711 app, order some and charge him for it (and tip your driver $2+ please they need love too the delivery fee is NOT a tip) and they will be at your door in about 45 minutes.
I had to take such a grand action, but this was over the last of the frito lay french onion dip. NO ONE takes the last of the dip, especially during a sporting event!! He dipped his last chip at the end of the first quarter and noticed how mad I was, and I had a new one delivered to me by the start of the second half. Worth it. I feel your pain OP I am SO sorry. 
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Anonymous
This is offensive. Cool ranch is heavenly. The rest of the list is accurate though. |
Anonymous
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No, its this, Cool Ranch may not be the best but it is not the worst:
1. spicy nacho 2. Nacho 3. Flaming hot limon 4. Jalapeno 5. Salsa verde 6. Dinamita (Takis rip-off) 7. 8. Tapatio 8. Cool Ranch!! 9. Spicy Sweet Chili 10. Blazing Buffalo and Ranch 11. Taco |
Anonymous
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Wait Flip is that you?????
Chime in here hidden valley boy....... crunchwrap |
Anonymous
| Smother him in his sleep |
Anonymous
No way!! Taco is up there. Along with Fiery habanero, nacho and spicy nacho. I’ve never had tapatio - but it might rank. The rest aren’t worth mentioning. |