Suggestions on how to meet friends with benefits while married.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Get in touch with former lovers.

This seems like the best bet. Otherwise it’s gotta happen organically.

[Anonymous]

You people make me laugh. The dishonesty and purposeful destruction of planning to have an affair and soliciting help from anonymous boards proves so much about unfaithful people. It may not be a lifelong sentence, but you are really crappy, selfish and deceitful people underneath the window dressing.

[Anonymous]

Go to a nicer supermarket (Whole Foods, MOMS, Trader Joes) about 20 minutes after opening until midday. Apart from the elderly you find either hot bored wealthy moms who can shop at that time (and it shows they are free during the day to be an AP) or dads who WFH/retired since you didn't specify your gender. This is some insider level game I am giving you. I can expand if needed.