Have you ever caught your spouse lying?

[Anonymous]

Not about anything important and very rarely. He avoided telling me he was going to an oyster roast once years ago, because he knew I would tell him it was a total waste of time given how much he had to do. I was super annoyed he essentially misled me about what he had to do. But honestly, given this is the only example that immediately springs to mind, I’ve got a keeper.

I don’t tell him exactly what I think about certain things either — his ugly shirt, how annoying his family can be, etc.