Raw turkey juice touched my lip

[Anonymous]

Turkey Tar Tar

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My Eastern European mom used to eat raw ground beef to make sure she seasoned it right. So gross. But she never got sick. You’ll be fine! The likelihood of you getting sick is quite low.

Beef tartare is a thing.

When I did study abroad in Russia I used to cook with my roommate and sampled raw pork for seasoning too. (I don't think they have trichina worms there, so low risk?)

[Anonymous]

You weren't wearing a full face shield?

[Anonymous]

Hate to break this to you, but did you see 28 Days Later?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Raw turkey juice touched my lip
Better there than between my hips
Will I puke will I die
No Xanax so give me a lie

OP here. I survived. I love the poems. 😀

[Anonymous]

That’s the fighting spirit, OP!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Turkey lip
Drip Drip
Juice is loose
Loose
Goose

Turkey lip
Drip Drip
Juice is loose
Loose
Goose
Mouthbreathing
You always lose

[Anonymous]

OMG OP... Are you married?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Raw turkey juice touched my lip
Better there than between my hips
Will I puke will I die
No Xanax so give me a lie

OP here. I survived. I love the poems. 😀

Sometimes humor is the only way through. 🥰

[Anonymous]

Keep your mouth shut
When you cook meat
Or you will get a
salmonella treat

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Raw turkey juice touched my lip
Better there than between my hips
Will I puke will I die
No Xanax so give me a lie

😂

[Anonymous]

It ain’t my fault that I'm out here gettin’ loose
Gotta blame it on the Goose
Gotta blame it on my juice, baby
It ain't my fault that I'm out here makin' news
I’m the pudding in the proof
Gotta blame it on my juice
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice, blame it, blame it on my juice
Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee
Blame it on my juice, blame it, blame it on my juice (Ooh, baby)

(Lizzo, "Juice")

[Anonymous]

You'll probably get salmonella.

[Anonymous]

Roses are red
And raw turkey juice has spread
To your lips and now the internet -
But good news! You're not dead!

Salmonella spared you
A visit this time,
And now in your honor
We're trying to rhyme.

I'm glad you survived
This most terrible fate
And I hope your recipe
Turned out especially great.

[Anonymous]

Hahahaha. Op again and I love this all very much. I suffered no ill effects but wow that was a gross feeling. I again commend Smitten Kitchen’s crispy chick peas and turkey meatball recipe to my rhyming friends.