| Bryn Mawr: Harry Potter's lair. |
| Stanford: Taco Bell. |
| NYU- where’s the campus? |
| Marquette - Roll out the Barrel! |
| Oberlin- Haight-Ashbury in a cornfield |
| Emery: roaches in tub; "you want to be in Tri-Delt" |
| AU: How generic can you get |
| Chicago: ED0 or ED1? |
| Williams: “it’s Saturday, let’s have fun with a mock trial meeting!” |
NYU: "Please sir, can you help me find NYU?" |
| Swarthmore: It’s Saturday, let’s go to the library. |
| Wake Forest: if Zack Morris went to actual college… |
| UC San Diego: The largest office park in La Jolla. |
| W & L- where’s my seersucker suit and bow tie? |
| Bowdoin: what’s today’s amuse-bouche? |