Let's rush to the most absurd conclusion

[Anonymous]

1. A minority person walked past my house.
2. My husband got a text at midnight.
3. My kid got a B in history.

Go ahead, get crazy. Assume the most. I bet the responses will be indistinguishable from the real ones.

[Anonymous]

Define minority
A text from you?
He didn't get a C?

[Anonymous]

Why?

[Anonymous]

3. Should have been S/he

[Anonymous]

1. You live in a pluralistic democracy and your neighborhood reflects that.

2. Your husband is cheating on you.

3. Your lovely kid has been reading Howard Zinn and is rejecting the establishment narrative. Hurrah!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:1. A minority person walked past my house. Psych! It was a White male!
2. My husband got a text at midnight. Psych! It was from the OP!
3. My kid got a B in history. Psych! The kid captured a bee and released it outside during history class!

Go ahead, get crazy. Assume the most. I bet the responses will be indistinguishable from the real ones.

Do I win the internet for the afternoon? Or at least honorable mention?

[Anonymous]

Your husband, a deep cover agent, missed the drop with his hander. Your son is part of the cover up. Scoring too high on an American history test would be suspicious.

[Anonymous]

You chose the wrong neighborhood.

[Anonymous]

History was always the easiest class for me, so I assume anyone who gets a B must be an idiot. It's a variant of the logic that anyone shorter than me is short and anyone taller than me is tall.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Your husband, a deep cover agent, missed the drop with his hander. Your son is part of the cover up. Scoring too high on an American history test would be suspicious.

You know too much.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:History was always the easiest class for me, so I assume anyone who gets a B must be an idiot. It's a variant of the logic that anyone shorter than me is short and anyone taller than me is tall.

It was History of the Byzantium Empire and you lose points for rushing to a general History conclusion vs. an absurd conclusion.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:1. A minority person walked past my house.
2. My husband got a text at midnight.
3. My kid got a B in history.

Go ahead, get crazy. Assume the most. I bet the responses will be indistinguishable from the real ones.

You live in a majority black neighborhood and a white person walked past your house to see his "black friend" who lives next door.

The text was from your next door neighbor asking if your husband's NGO was hiring. His "white friend" lost his job as USAID.

It is commendable that a goat got into any school much less get a B in history. And you thought she could only produce milk!

[Anonymous]

We. Don't. Care.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:History was always the easiest class for me, so I assume anyone who gets a B must be an idiot. It's a variant of the logic that anyone shorter than me is short and anyone taller than me is tall.

It was History of the Byzantium Empire and you lose points for rushing to a general History conclusion vs. an absurd conclusion.

Fair. Although Byzantine history was my undergrad specialty so your son doesn't gain any points.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:1. A minority person walked past my house.
2. My husband got a text at midnight.
3. My kid got a B in history.

Go ahead, get crazy. Assume the most. I bet the responses will be indistinguishable from the real ones.

1) Your house is being cased. If you have cars in the driveway, I'd expect your catalytic convertors to be gone by sunrise.
2) Obviously your husband is having an affair. Midnight texts only occur bc sex.
3) The B in history is a parental failure. Why don't you have any books in your house?