Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

God, I’d love to find out that Jane Capstitcher is actually one of her kids!!

[Anonymous]

I have a theory that Jane Capstitcher is Jamie Wright, one of Jen’s ride or dies. She’s the only one in her orbit who knows her well enough but who’s also witty and clever enough to write those posts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a theory that Jane Capstitcher is Jamie Wright, one of Jen’s ride or dies. She’s the only one in her orbit who knows her well enough but who’s also witty and clever enough to write those posts.

Hmm....interrresting!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You realize her kids follow this thread and don’t need to see such filth about their mother.

Jen’s kids regularly visit the “DC Urban Moms” anonymous chat board????
Unless they are specifically looking for snark about their Mom, they aren’t here.
And if they are looking for snark about their mom - they probably write the best posts.

This is essentially the only place on the internet where people discuss Jen other than on her own socials. I’m sure everyone who knows Jen decently has googled her and come across this forum. Honestly it’s pretty remarkable the traction this thread has.

[Anonymous]

I just thought of tee-shirts for them:

Jen:
(extra large font)---PEDANTIC POSITIVITY !!!---
(in smaller font)---plus, shilling crappy products

Tyler:

---PEDANTIC PENSIVE PSEUDO-PHILOSOPHY !!!---
(from an educated black man with major pensivity)
**PENSIVITY IS A NEW WORD---DEAL WITH IT !!!***

Tyler's 2nd shirt:
Jen Hatmaker calls me "BABY!!!"
We are SO in love !!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:God, I’d love to find out that Jane Capstitcher is actually one of her kids!!

OMG, yesss! (but are any of her kids that irreverant, witty, and articulate?)


I'm having Capstitcher withdrawl....we NEED to hear her thoughts about
Me Camp, Pride Month, etc. etc. etc!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You realize her kids follow this thread and don’t need to see such filth about their mother.

Jen’s kids regularly visit the “DC Urban Moms” anonymous chat board????
Unless they are specifically looking for snark about their Mom, they aren’t here.
And if they are looking for snark about their mom - they probably write the best posts.

This is essentially the only place on the internet where people discuss Jen other than on her own socials. I’m sure everyone who knows Jen decently has googled her and come across this forum. Honestly it’s pretty remarkable the traction this thread has.

There's actually a Hatmaker Snark page on Reddit

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You realize her kids follow this thread and don’t need to see such filth about their mother.

I’m pretty sure all that is posted is straight from Jen’s own social media. I don’t think anything is said here that is not from her own mouth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You realize her kids follow this thread and don’t need to see such filth about their mother.

Jen’s kids regularly visit the “DC Urban Moms” anonymous chat board????
Unless they are specifically looking for snark about their Mom, they aren’t here.
And if they are looking for snark about their mom - they probably write the best posts.

This is essentially the only place on the internet where people discuss Jen other than on her own socials. I’m sure everyone who knows Jen decently has googled her and come across this forum. Honestly it’s pretty remarkable the traction this thread has.

There's actually a Hatmaker Snark page on Reddit

Barely any posts there since the divorce.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Big Sass's "pensive" photo and all his word salad....woww!!!

Also love how he wrote "pensivity"---new word---deal with it."
He is just soooo sassy, telling all of us to just DEAL. WITH. IT.

Reminds me of when a Chicago alderman announced that he was "pissed off to the highest of pisstivity."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You realize her kids follow this thread and don’t need to see such filth about their mother.

Filth? That's over the top.

[Anonymous]

You guyssssssss (smacks toungue on to the roof of mouth)

Don't you know Tyler and Jen carry the weigggghttttt of the worllllld on their shoulders?

[Anonymous]

Big Siss said "like" a billion times in her latest 7 minute "sermon" about the world. She sounds like a teen talking about her day. Didn't know she has a second cook book in the works, though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You guyssssssss (smacks toungue on to the roof of mouth)

Don't you know Tyler and Jen carry the weigggghttttt of the worllllld on their shoulders?

Performative phoney fake idiots the two of them. So so so cringe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You guyssssssss (smacks toungue on to the roof of mouth)

Don't you know Tyler and Jen carry the weigggghttttt of the worllllld on their shoulders?

Performative phoney fake idiots the two of them. So so so cringe.

I live in Central Texas and the level of performative nonsense from Jen, while predictable, is extra gross.