I found the way to lose weight!

[Anonymous]

This is a sarcastic post and tongue-in-cheek! Do not take me seriously! I started a new job and had a crazy two weeks, and I am down 5 lbs.! 5.5 if you count me poop this morning!

I tried nothing else. LOL! So, is it being crazy busy and stressed or finding some balance and finally having the time to eat? (It won't last, I will definitely overeat this weekend.) Plus, 5 lbs could also be water weight and the hot weather.

[Anonymous]

Haha, you can probably maintain it!! Maintaining is easier than losing.
Also, I ONLY weigh myself after pooping! It still counts!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Haha, you can probably maintain it!! Maintaining is easier than losing.
Also, I ONLY weigh myself after pooping! It still counts!

That's so funny, pp!
I weight myself last night, and then I pooped this morning and weight myself again! I was like, yay girl! Now I am debating between half a dozen crabs, cherry pie, or a whole order of Korean fried chicken!
Does Korean fried chicken have a lot of calories? Yes, but so tasty! I am weak on the weekends! So weak!

[Anonymous]

Back when I was in litigation, I always lost weight during trials just due to the stress. I had zero hunger.

Hope your stress goes away soon, though, OP!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Haha, you can probably maintain it!! Maintaining is easier than losing.
Also, I ONLY weigh myself after pooping! It still counts!

You are so gross

[Anonymous]

Divorce did this to me. My weight plummeted from a healthy 120 to a ghastly 90.
I felt disgusting. So many women were like “OMG what diet are you on”. “Grief and suffering”, was my answer.

Women envied it men didn’t like it and I felt terrible. I’m careful never to mention someone’s weight as weight loss is not always a wanted or good thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Divorce did this to me. My weight plummeted from a healthy 120 to a ghastly 90.
I felt disgusting. So many women were like “OMG what diet are you on”. “Grief and suffering”, was my answer.

Women envied it men didn’t like it and I felt terrible. I’m careful never to mention someone’s weight as weight loss is not always a wanted or good thing.

WTH

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Back when I was in litigation, I always lost weight during trials just due to the stress. I had zero hunger.

Hope your stress goes away soon, though, OP!!

I hope so too. It is a high-paced job, but as I was in a different role in a similar job, I think it will always be busy days. Yesterday, I got a Lara Bar for the drive back from the grocery store, and I took two bites, and I was like, no, I don't want it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Divorce did this to me. My weight plummeted from a healthy 120 to a ghastly 90.
I felt disgusting. So many women were like “OMG what diet are you on”. “Grief and suffering”, was my answer.

Women envied it men didn’t like it and I felt terrible. I’m careful never to mention someone’s weight as weight loss is not always a wanted or good thing.

That is horrible; why do people like the "about to die look" in women?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Haha, you can probably maintain it!! Maintaining is easier than losing.
Also, I ONLY weigh myself after pooping! It still counts!

You are so gross

She is not, you just don't have a sense of humor. (that is a sign of low IQ)

[Anonymous]

After my divorce (DH left me for a co-worker of mine I had introduced him to) I went from 105 to 90. I went to live with my parents for a while. My mother said I "looked like an Auschwitz survivor" when I walked off the plane.

Stress and heartbreak.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Haha, you can probably maintain it!! Maintaining is easier than losing.
Also, I ONLY weigh myself after pooping! It still counts!

You are so gross

She is not, you just don't have a sense of humor. (that is a sign of low IQ)

And autism.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Divorce did this to me. My weight plummeted from a healthy 120 to a ghastly 90.
I felt disgusting. So many women were like “OMG what diet are you on”. “Grief and suffering”, was my answer.

Women envied it men didn’t like it and I felt terrible. I’m careful never to mention someone’s weight as weight loss is not always a wanted or good thing.

That is horrible; why do people like the "about to die look" in women?

I didn’t think anyone likes that look, well, at least most don’t. Women are just jealous that someone other than them is losing weight. Men don’t like ultra thin at all. I agree the comments are terrible and uncomfortable

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Haha, you can probably maintain it!! Maintaining is easier than losing.
Also, I ONLY weigh myself after pooping! It still counts!

You are so gross

She is not, you just don't have a sense of humor. (that is a sign of low IQ)

Aw, thanks for defending my humor PP!

I am surprised that so many posters don’t get OP’s tongue in cheek post. Obviously OP is not saying stress-related weight loss is a legit strategy or something to be admired… OP is just trying to find something to chuckle about at the (hopefully) end of a stressful period. Anyway, I hope your meals this weekend were delicious OP!

[Anonymous]

My best way to lose weight was getting food poisoning in Thailand, and then keeping whatever bacteria I got in my guts for about a month after. Lost about 7 pounds the first week just through releasing everything in my bowels.