Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

[Anonymous]

I’m dating a wonderful guy and I’m so excited about it. I joined a dating site post separation thinking I would find hook ups, because hey, isn’t that what you do?!? Ha. But that’s not really my style and bam, two months later it appears I found a keeper. I’ve only been separated since July though and while I know it’s not a rebound part of me is afraid of what I don’t know. I’m just taking it day by day and enjoying it.

[Anonymous]

I haven’t cleaned my Retainer for about 3 months, not even rinsed it with water!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I usually go to church wearing an anal plug

This made me LOL

For me, I ugly cried at work yesterday. I’m a big senior manager at a big firm and I ugly cried to my boss over a situation that I should have been able to control better. He’s a good person and understood my frustration, so I’m okay, but I can’t believe I couldn’t keep it together.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My bf thinks I'm just not a sexual person. The truth is that he's just too small to get excited about.

This wouldn’t be an issue if you hadn’t slept with bigger guys when you were single. You’d just enjoy what you have.

Respectfully disagree. I was a big hoe in my twenties and have has all kids of d*ck. The best sex I’ve had was with one of the smallest guys. Penis size is really a tiny fraction of he equation. Maybe your husband needs to work on his sexing skills, PP.

Most women can’t go back.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I usually go to church wearing an anal plug

Marriage material! Where have you been all my life?

[Anonymous]

I guy I was dating turned out to be married. And he was married LAST MAY. Scumbag.

[Anonymous]

I'm having sex with my husband's father and brother. I wish my husband wasn't the smallest.....

[Anonymous]

I'm sleeping with my child's teacher so she gets a decent grade.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I usually go to church wearing an anal plug

This made me LOL

For me, I ugly cried at work yesterday. I’m a big senior manager at a big firm and I ugly cried to my boss over a situation that I should have been able to control better. He’s a good person and understood my frustration, so I’m okay, but I can’t believe I couldn’t keep it together.

Your anal plug fell out when you were making a presentation in a big conference room full of people?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I usually go to church wearing an anal plug

That’s awesome, great to hear I’m not the only one who is confident to leave my home with a butt plug and enjoy the private pleasure party in my panties. Each and every move is pleasurable, especially when sitting in church or car.
My girlfriends all chuckle when we get together wanting to know if I’m sporting my “anal bling” as I refer to it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My husband isn't the father of the child I'm 6 months pregnant with. He's so happy about being a dad, I don't have the heart to tell him.

There is a special place in hell for women like you.

I can't believe people are dumb enough to do this in the age of DNA testing. How long do you really think you'll keep this a secret pp? You won't just be hurting your husband when the truth comes out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband isn't the father of the child I'm 6 months pregnant with. He's so happy about being a dad, I don't have the heart to tell him.

There is a special place in hell for women like you.

I can't believe people are dumb enough to do this in the age of DNA testing. How long do you really think you'll keep this a secret pp? You won't just be hurting your husband when the truth comes out.

Especially when child doesn’t have any of dad’s features

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am getting a hysterectomy on Feb 25th. I am staying 2 nights. I have 3 kids under 7. I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS BREAK! I have been downloading all my favorite shows on my iPad in case the hospital wifi sucks. I am going to organize all my pictures on my cloud, Im going to order in Uber Eats, Im going to take all the pain drugs they give me, etc etc. I have convinced DH just to check on my after the surgery but go right home. He doesn't get to stay and have a free pass. He needs to experience those 48 hours back home. OMG he has no idea. Im excited on so many levels.

this is awesome. I can totally relate.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a tiny harmless crush on a coworker. The kind that will never go anywhere or cause any harm, just the kind where there's mutual attraction and it makes it fun to show up each day and see them, i.e., the best kind of work crush.

I have a crush on my coworker pretty much since the day I met him almost a year ago. I thought he liked me too for a little while, but was never be sure. Turns out he's into someone else. She's also a coworker and they're dating now. . Going to work pretty much sucks. I'm glad I only have a few weeks left.

[Anonymous]

A guy tried to ghost me but I manipulated him out of it and I enjoyed it, just as a game.

I have started to smoke pot again after a 20 yr break.