Flatulence in your home

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Many young Americans are now dying of colon cancer. I am not surprised. The lifestyle and diet is horrific.

Farts are a symptom of various kinds of gut diseases.

+1. Since I started eating clean, no farts.

Must be painful.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:It's an "acting out" behavior that most people find disgusting not funny.

If you don't go around farting in public, then why not? Are you embarrassed? Then don't do it at home.

Where do you suggest people fart if they can't at home?

In a bathroom or in private. Goodlord its not that hard.

There is zero chance you always fart in the bathroom or completely privacy. You’re a liar.

Sometimes I do fart in the mall when I'm alone but pretty much its in the bathroom or outside on a walk. I dont fart in my car b/c the odor lingers.

Just open the windows and let 'em rip!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Farts are not a problem in our house. Mainly because regardless of if it is silent or loud, we do not have smelly farts because of our gut biome, pooping habits and diet.

We eat a primarily plant based whole food diet. We eat a lot of veggies and beans/lentils but we take care to prep it carefully so they don't make us gassy. We are trim and active. We do not drink alcohol or consume junk or too much processed foods. We eat a lot of home made probiotics every day. We poop without any effort, we are very regular, we poop 1-2 times a day etc. We do not have food allergies, we do not have issues with our digestive system.
We do not suffer from heartburn, burps, acidity, nausea, problems of liver, kidney, spleen, gall bladder etc.

One family member had to undergo chemo this year and even though they became gassy they did not have stinky farts. Thank God.

Wow! So your diet causes CANCER but you think it’s worth it because it eliminates smelly farts???

You need to get your priorities straight!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Farts are not a problem in our house. Mainly because regardless of if it is silent or loud, we do not have smelly farts because of our gut biome, pooping habits and diet.

We eat a primarily plant based whole food diet. We eat a lot of veggies and beans/lentils but we take care to prep it carefully so they don't make us gassy. We are trim and active. We do not drink alcohol or consume junk or too much processed foods. We eat a lot of home made probiotics every day. We poop without any effort, we are very regular, we poop 1-2 times a day etc. We do not have food allergies, we do not have issues with our digestive system.
We do not suffer from heartburn, burps, acidity, nausea, problems of liver, kidney, spleen, gall bladder etc.

One family member had to undergo chemo this year and even though they became gassy they did not have stinky farts. Thank God.

I basically exist on kid’s cereal, McDonalds, Nathan’s jumbo resturant style hotdogs and Utz potato chips, and have the exact same bowel habits and benign flatulence as you.

It’s not your diet. It’s just your gut flora. You can eat anything and have the same results.

[Anonymous]

In my home, we fart. Farts happen. Shrug. Let er rip.
Not at work.

My sister used to let go an SBD (silent but deadly) one when out with me shopping like at the grocery store. Then quickly walk away to another aisle just before I and others around me started to smell the foul stench, leaving everyone looking at me like I was the culprit.

My husband dutch ovened me for the first few years of our relationship.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In my home, we fart. Farts happen. Shrug. Let er rip.
Not at work.

My sister used to let go an SBD (silent but deadly) one when out with me shopping like at the grocery store. Then quickly walk away to another aisle just before I and others around me started to smell the foul stench, leaving everyone looking at me like I was the culprit.

My husband dutch ovened me for the first few years of our relationship.

That’s disturbing.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:We installed a “flatulence patio” during our latest renovation. It is essentially a courtyard in the middle of our house which is accessible from all the major living quarters, open to the sky and well-ventilated. Anyone who needs to “toot” excuses themselves, goes to the patio, and takes care of it before returning. Expensive? Yes. But worth it for our family.

A fartio?

NP. PP's family may call it a fartio but the classier term they use when inviting guests to use it is a flatio. They have to introduce the concept to them so they don't wonder what the rules are to randomly walking through this atrium/why the doors are randomly opening and closing without anyone seeming to actually use the area.

OP, did you use a farchitect to help you design it?

[Anonymous]

I can’t get attracted to men who fart. Once in awhile, yea, we all do. But there are men who rip loud nasty ones nonstop, or even worse, do it on purpose to be funny. It’s so gross. Instantly kills my attraction to them.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Many young Americans are now dying of colon cancer. I am not surprised. The lifestyle and diet is horrific.

Farts are a symptom of various kinds of gut diseases.

Bahahahaahahhaaha you can’t be serious! Everyone farts!!!! Including you. Probably more than the rest because you’re so full of shit.

Silent and non-smelly farts means that your gut is healthy. Smelly farts means that your shit is rotting inside you.

Is this RFK jr because you sound as deranged as him. If clean eating includes lots of vegetables and fiber, you've got gas and it doesn't smell like roses.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Many young Americans are now dying of colon cancer. I am not surprised. The lifestyle and diet is horrific.

Farts are a symptom of various kinds of gut diseases.

Wrong. You are ignorant and should just stop with this stupidity.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Do you fart in the office at work in front of other people? It's abusive. It's not funny.

I remember those gag gifts like the farting whoopie cushion from the 1970s. I hated those.

I look back now. My friend's family who would make fart jokes had a mother with uterine cancer. The "C" word was often whispered about. Another cousin had a grandmother on her mother's side who had a colostomy bag. I don't know why.

Those cousins always made loud rude farting jokes, like they would make their dolls legs fart. They would put their hand under their armpits and make farting noises.

Belching and farting in front of some people and not others is a form of abuse, not humorous and not normal.

This is a wild take even for DCUM

PP needs therapy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Many young Americans are now dying of colon cancer. I am not surprised. The lifestyle and diet is horrific.

Farts are a symptom of various kinds of gut diseases.

+1. Since I started eating clean, no farts.

You are going to go up in greasy black flames and people will wonder why. Dcum will know.

[Anonymous]

Loud, Proud, and accompanied by celebratory exclamations!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do you fart in the office at work in front of other people? It's abusive. It's not funny.

I remember those gag gifts like the farting whoopie cushion from the 1970s. I hated those.

I look back now. My friend's family who would make fart jokes had a mother with uterine cancer. The "C" word was often whispered about. Another cousin had a grandmother on her mother's side who had a colostomy bag. I don't know why.

Those cousins always made loud rude farting jokes, like they would make their dolls legs fart. They would put their hand under their armpits and make farting noises.

Belching and farting in front of some people and not others is a form of abuse, not humorous and not normal.

...are you okay

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Haven’t yall heard of a fart walk? Look it up on socials.

You mean crop dusting?

Eat more yogurt, kefir, saurkraut and foods with live cultures. You need good bacteria in your gut and it helps break down foods better.

No. Completely different. It’s when you and your partner go on a walk after dinner and politely fart outside so that you’re not farting in front of each other in your home.

But if you're taking a walk together and fart during said walk, are you not still farting in front of each other?