Just for fun - describe your impression of a college in a sentence

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Anonymous wrote:Grinnell - Conveniently located between NYC and Los Angeles

LOL !

Hurry up and register this before Grinnell steals your slogan !

Ha! I got it from the director of admissions on a webinar. He was hilarious!!

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Anonymous wrote:Columbia: Yeah, um, we’re gong to occupy this building, so I’m gonna need my dining hall meals delivered to me.

I like this one.

I read this in the Office Space voice

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ND: It's like a cult without all the weird sex stuff.

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Anonymous wrote:Columbia: Yeah, um, we’re gong to occupy this building, so I’m gonna need my dining hall meals delivered to me.

Winner!

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Anonymous wrote:Univ of Chicago: Keeping in touch with every prospective college student in America

Haha! Close second place IMO

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Anonymous wrote:Penn State = a cult (in a nice way)

Or, the largest number of alums around the country

Penn State is now #2 @802K

Indiana is #1 at 805K.

Yes, this surprised me, too.

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Uc Santa Barbara - Beers, Burgers, and Babes.

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Anonymous wrote:Columbia: Yeah, um, we’re gong to occupy this building, so I’m gonna need my dining hall meals delivered to me.

THIS ^^. And make sure they're gluten free!

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Anonymous wrote:WVU: almost heaven

? I've been to WVU, toured there, DC thinking of going there, but I would not say WVU is almost heaven. Not even close.

It's from a song??

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Anonymous wrote:UVA: We’re too high brow to use normal college terminology

and you are too ignorant of history to understand terms like "grounds" which predated the use of "campus" used only in the U.S.

So I guess W&M, which is much older and more historic has grounds for their first years …. Oh, wait … Language evolves.

W&M used "yard".

Still uses College Yard for the area in front of the Wren.

But you really don't hear anyone call it that much. People call it a campus.

Yep. These are campuses, period.

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Anonymous wrote:Columbia: Yeah, um, we’re gong to occupy this building, so I’m gonna need my dining hall meals delivered to me.

I like this one.

I read this in the Office Space voice

Hahahaha! Yes, me too!
DP

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Catholic U - “Don’t let the name fool you.”

(Stolen from a tshirt when I was there in the 90s. My mother disapproved of said shirt.”

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Anonymous wrote:Georgia Southern: Combining the two most beautiful words in the English language.

Love this!

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Anonymous wrote:Univ of Chicago: Keeping in touch with every prospective college student in America

😁

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DS said the students at The University o Rhode Island were too tall.