Jon Hamm settles down

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Anonymous wrote:I really need women to stop settling for an old, paunchy, brakes beaten off version of a man in return for a buck (that he’ll fight you in court over). She’s going to end up playing nursemaid to a decrepit shell of an alcoholic with erectile dysfunction and a failing liver.

I dated a 37 year old when I was 23 and dumped him when he turned 40 and needed w c*ck ring to get it up. He thought he deserved someone fresh and young, so why didn’t I deserve that too? I married a man only 2 years older than me in the prime of his life.

Or maybe younger women should just not gold dig. Can't resist those millions, the big house, the big diamond ring, and a nice car though can they!

Oh come on, the man is still gorgeous.

This. I would like to see what all of these commenters DH’s look like. And he is only 52, not 80. So much gross ageism by a bunch of harpies who aren’t too much younger.

I'm older than Jon Hamm by about 1-2 yrs. I never found him attractive. John Slattery I found attractive in Mad Men and maybe Christina Hendricks but not Jon Hamm. No thanks. He looks physically kind of stiff.

Many women would disagree with you. He has classic leading man good looks.

He did. No longer.

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Anonymous wrote:While she is a dime a dozen in Hollywood, she is still attractive and slender and would be a "hot mom" in any DC suburb. Always hilarious to see the fed and SAHM harpies on here rag on pretty women.

She has a good body and plain face. In any DC suburb she’d have a great body… and plain face.

Yeah Silver Spring is just overflowing with skinny, tall, pretty women with natural long hair who used to be Hollywood actresses. lol

That’s her very best angle/shot/at her prime and she’s a 7 at best. Wedding photos she’s a 6.

The average fed and sahm who posts here never had a prime. Born ugly and screeching all their life about pretty girls who marry rich men.

Well I’m a pretty girl who married a rich man so I guess my judgment of a 6 matters to you?

Anyway. She’s not ugly or anything. I’m just not surprised she ended up with an older guy whose career is washed up.

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what is a "fed and sahm" and how do you know what anyone is on an anonymous whinge board?

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Anonymous wrote:While she is a dime a dozen in Hollywood, she is still attractive and slender and would be a "hot mom" in any DC suburb. Always hilarious to see the fed and SAHM harpies on here rag on pretty women.

She has a good body and plain face. In any DC suburb she’d have a great body… and plain face.

Yeah Silver Spring is just overflowing with skinny, tall, pretty women with natural long hair who used to be Hollywood actresses. lol

That’s her very best angle/shot/at her prime and she’s a 7 at best. Wedding photos she’s a 6.

The average fed and sahm who posts here never had a prime. Born ugly and screeching all their life about pretty girls who marry rich men.

Well I’m a pretty girl who married a rich man so I guess my judgment of a 6 matters to you?

Anyway. She’s not ugly or anything. I’m just not surprised she ended up with an older guy whose career is washed up.

dead giveaway you are not. anyone who claims she's pretty, is not.

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Anonymous wrote:I really need women to stop settling for an old, paunchy, brakes beaten off version of a man in return for a buck (that he’ll fight you in court over). She’s going to end up playing nursemaid to a decrepit shell of an alcoholic with erectile dysfunction and a failing liver.

I dated a 37 year old when I was 23 and dumped him when he turned 40 and needed w c*ck ring to get it up. He thought he deserved someone fresh and young, so why didn’t I deserve that too? I married a man only 2 years older than me in the prime of his life.

Or maybe younger women should just not gold dig. Can't resist those millions, the big house, the big diamond ring, and a nice car though can they!

Oh come on, the man is still gorgeous.

This. I would like to see what all of these commenters DH’s look like. And he is only 52, not 80. So much gross ageism by a bunch of harpies who aren’t too much younger.

I'm older than Jon Hamm by about 1-2 yrs. I never found him attractive. John Slattery I found attractive in Mad Men and maybe Christina Hendricks but not Jon Hamm. No thanks. He looks physically kind of stiff.

Many women would disagree with you. He has classic leading man good looks.

He did. No longer.

He does not look great in candids but I think he can clean up well on film. He's playing Jennifer Aniston's love interest in the Morning Show next season and he looks pretty darn handsome in the stills. Maybe not for much longer, but apparently can still bring it at times.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:While she is a dime a dozen in Hollywood, she is still attractive and slender and would be a "hot mom" in any DC suburb. Always hilarious to see the fed and SAHM harpies on here rag on pretty women.

She has a good body and plain face. In any DC suburb she’d have a great body… and plain face.

Yeah Silver Spring is just overflowing with skinny, tall, pretty women with natural long hair who used to be Hollywood actresses. lol

How on earth would you know if that’s her hair or not? It’s a photo.

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Anonymous wrote:She'll be pregnant with twins by Thanksgiving. And the babies will be gorgeous.

One girl, one boy. IVF selected.

And the harpies will seethe.

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Anonymous wrote:While she is a dime a dozen in Hollywood, she is still attractive and slender and would be a "hot mom" in any DC suburb. Always hilarious to see the fed and SAHM harpies on here rag on pretty women.

She has a good body and plain face. In any DC suburb she’d have a great body… and plain face.

Yeah Silver Spring is just overflowing with skinny, tall, pretty women with natural long hair who used to be Hollywood actresses. lol

That’s her very best angle/shot/at her prime and she’s a 7 at best. Wedding photos she’s a 6.

The average fed and sahm who posts here never had a prime. Born ugly and screeching all their life about pretty girls who marry rich men.

Well I’m a pretty girl who married a rich man so I guess my judgment of a 6 matters to you?

Anyway. She’s not ugly or anything. I’m just not surprised she ended up with an older guy whose career is washed up.

dead giveaway you are not. anyone who claims she's pretty, is not.

According to this board I must be since I definitely am married to a rich man!

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Anonymous wrote:I really need women to stop settling for an old, paunchy, brakes beaten off version of a man in return for a buck (that he’ll fight you in court over). She’s going to end up playing nursemaid to a decrepit shell of an alcoholic with erectile dysfunction and a failing liver.

I dated a 37 year old when I was 23 and dumped him when he turned 40 and needed w c*ck ring to get it up. He thought he deserved someone fresh and young, so why didn’t I deserve that too? I married a man only 2 years older than me in the prime of his life.

Or maybe younger women should just not gold dig. Can't resist those millions, the big house, the big diamond ring, and a nice car though can they!

Oh come on, the man is still gorgeous.

This. I would like to see what all of these commenters DH’s look like. And he is only 52, not 80. So much gross ageism by a bunch of harpies who aren’t too much younger.

I'm older than Jon Hamm by about 1-2 yrs. I never found him attractive. John Slattery I found attractive in Mad Men and maybe Christina Hendricks but not Jon Hamm. No thanks. He looks physically kind of stiff.

Many women would disagree with you. He has classic leading man good looks.

He did. No longer.

He does not look great in candids but I think he can clean up well on film. He's playing Jennifer Aniston's love interest in the Morning Show next season and he looks pretty darn handsome in the stills. Maybe not for much longer, but apparently can still bring it at times.

He's washed up! It's not like he starred in one of the greatest TV dramas of all time and multiple hit movies, including Top Gun Maverick last summer, the fifth-highest-grossing film of all time. I'm pretty sure he's plenty rich just off the Mad Men residuals. But he's no match for the women married to $128K a yr feds and pudgy bald lawyers. lol

[Anonymous]

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I'm older than Jon Hamm by about 1-2 yrs. I never found him attractive. John Slattery I found attractive in Mad Men and maybe Christina Hendricks but not Jon Hamm. No thanks. He looks physically kind of stiff.

SAME!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:what is a "fed and sahm" and how do you know what anyone is on an anonymous whinge board?

Fed, as in some pudgy paper pushing federal employee who is lucky to crack $100K a year.

SAHM, as in idle and bitter stay at home moms who snack all day and take potshots at women wealthier and prettier than them.

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I'm older than Jon Hamm by about 1-2 yrs. I never found him attractive. John Slattery I found attractive in Mad Men and maybe Christina Hendricks but not Jon Hamm. No thanks. He looks physically kind of stiff.

He's not my cup of tea but I can see the appeal, especially when he's polished up. Also Mad Men aired over 15 years ago, of course he's not as hot as he was back then. Who is.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm happy for them but her dress is blech. Up close, it looks like a cheap costume with the skin-colored patches pretending to be cutouts. The skirt isn't working well, either. And she looks fine with the natural look but you'd think she'd get her hair done up if she's going to marry a celebrity.

She does not want to go all out because she knows this shit won’t last. Hamm is a certified douche.

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I'm older than Jon Hamm by about 1-2 yrs. I never found him attractive. John Slattery I found attractive in Mad Men and maybe Christina Hendricks but not Jon Hamm. No thanks. He looks physically kind of stiff.

SAME!

Thank you.

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Anonymous wrote:what is a "fed and sahm" and how do you know what anyone is on an anonymous whinge board?

Fed, as in some pudgy paper pushing federal employee who is lucky to crack $100K a year.

SAHM, as in idle and bitter stay at home moms who snack all day and take potshots at women wealthier and prettier than them.

Let me get this straight. You think women who already married and had children and have their hands full managing a household, and govt workers, are invested in the attractiveness of a 53 year old b list actor's wife? It never crossed your mind that childless unmarried women, and the underemployed might be the key demographic for this thread and the entire celeb gossip subforum?