Best revenge you ever got on someone?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Banged his best friend.

I missed out on one of these in college. She even went so far as to spill something on me and insisted on taking me to her room to clean it. Always thought of us as friends and didn't want to be seen in her room alone and have some "get the wrong idea". A year later, I realized and said something. We laughed about it. I was in a relationship at that time and the ship had sailed.

Lesson: get more asshole best friends.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:For the PP who pulled all the stupid crap listed (e.g., making sure her XH had trouble buying Christmas gifts for her kids): Every time you tried to hurt him you sent the message of just how hung up on him you still are.

Everyone but you can see it. Including your kids.

you don't know what you are talking about. I have a great relationship with my kids. They prefer me over their father. They wouldn't do that if he was a good guy. He deserves what he gets and don't try to shame me for sticking up for myself.

You sound unhinged.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: Before the birth of our second child I knew I planned to divorce her so after the birth I convinced her to get her tubes tied. She won’t be giving another man children.

For real? This may be this most awful thing I have ever heard of. I can't believe everyone seems to be focusing instead on how it wouldn't even work.

I think it comes in 2nd in this thread. But, yeah, he's an ass.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:And please don't say "living my best life." YES I know that is the best, but its not applicable to me right now. Tell me the worst sh*t you did to an ex. Whether it was immediately after a break up or years later. And if not you, someone you knew who did it.

Best revenge on crazy "progressives" -- seeing Trump elected.

Enjoy your taxes going up for your so called revenge!

Mine won't be going up, they'll be going down. I'm a member of the forgotten lower middle class and I can't wait.

I wouldn't bet on that. Hope you aren't planning on deducting your student loan interest, medical costs, or business expenses.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Revenge served hot:

1. I aired all our dirty laundry to one of the executive admins at his job knowing she would spread anything I told her.

Revenge served warm:

2. Told him I wanted to work things out and got him into marriage counseling and just when he thought things were settled down I served him papers while he was at lunch with clients. Awkward!

Revenge served cold:

3. Years after the divorce I found out he was getting remarried so I sued for a custodial modification by serving him on the morning of the wedding and also asking for more child support.
4. I also saved up all the medical bills for months and had a few thousand dollars of reimbursement receipts delivered to him the day they returned from their honeymoon.
5. A month into the case I dropped my attorney and started calling his attorney every day to discuss various things because I knew his lawyer was charging $500 per hour. I did that for several months until just before the hearing and I dropped the case. It cost him around 20 grand. I know this caused a lot of problems for him during their first year of marriage. It also made the kids upset with him because he didn't have money for their Christmas and birthdays.
6. Occasionally I'll agree to extended summer vacations for the kids and then play "hard to get" concerning the pickup and drop off dates. This really pisses him off when he needs to buy airline tickets because he can't really make reservations for anything until that gets worked out. He likes to make reservations in advance.

So playing your sick little games hurt your children. Nice. Bitch

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Revenge served hot:

1. I aired all our dirty laundry to one of the executive admins at his job knowing she would spread anything I told her.

Revenge served warm:

2. Told him I wanted to work things out and got him into marriage counseling and just when he thought things were settled down I served him papers while he was at lunch with clients. Awkward!

Revenge served cold:

3. Years after the divorce I found out he was getting remarried so I sued for a custodial modification by serving him on the morning of the wedding and also asking for more child support.
4. I also saved up all the medical bills for months and had a few thousand dollars of reimbursement receipts delivered to him the day they returned from their honeymoon.
5. A month into the case I dropped my attorney and started calling his attorney every day to discuss various things because I knew his lawyer was charging $500 per hour. I did that for several months until just before the hearing and I dropped the case. It cost him around 20 grand. I know this caused a lot of problems for him during their first year of marriage. It also made the kids upset with him because he didn't have money for their Christmas and birthdays.
6. Occasionally I'll agree to extended summer vacations for the kids and then play "hard to get" concerning the pickup and drop off dates. This really pisses him off when he needs to buy airline tickets because he can't really make reservations for anything until that gets worked out. He likes to make reservations in advance.

It sounds like he got rid of you for a good reason.

I wonder this can be used against the OP in a hearing?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Revenge served hot:

1. I aired all our dirty laundry to one of the executive admins at his job knowing she would spread anything I told her.

Revenge served warm:

2. Told him I wanted to work things out and got him into marriage counseling and just when he thought things were settled down I served him papers while he was at lunch with clients. Awkward!

Revenge served cold:

3. Years after the divorce I found out he was getting remarried so I sued for a custodial modification by serving him on the morning of the wedding and also asking for more child support.
4. I also saved up all the medical bills for months and had a few thousand dollars of reimbursement receipts delivered to him the day they returned from their honeymoon.
5. A month into the case I dropped my attorney and started calling his attorney every day to discuss various things because I knew his lawyer was charging $500 per hour. I did that for several months until just before the hearing and I dropped the case. It cost him around 20 grand. I know this caused a lot of problems for him during their first year of marriage. It also made the kids upset with him because he didn't have money for their Christmas and birthdays.
6. Occasionally I'll agree to extended summer vacations for the kids and then play "hard to get" concerning the pickup and drop off dates. This really pisses him off when he needs to buy airline tickets because he can't really make reservations for anything until that gets worked out. He likes to make reservations in advance.

This isn't revenge, it's stupidity. You're actively wasting resources that could be used for your kids. And yes, you're the "psycho ex" everyone talks about.

wow, you need therapy

or a beatdown in a dark alley

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Banged his best friend.

I missed out on one of these in college. She even went so far as to spill something on me and insisted on taking me to her room to clean it. Always thought of us as friends and didn't want to be seen in her room alone and have some "get the wrong idea". A year later, I realized and said something. We laughed about it. I was in a relationship at that time and the ship had sailed.

Lesson: get more asshole best friends.

you can't do that to your *best* friend, or you're a bad person, a really bad person

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: Before the birth of our second child I knew I planned to divorce her so after the birth I convinced her to get her tubes tied. She won’t be giving another man children.

You are a wildly selfish evil asshole - you should have turned the scalpel on yourself, sir.
This isn’t revenge it’s just pure evil on your part.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Revenge served hot:

1. I aired all our dirty laundry to one of the executive admins at his job knowing she would spread anything I told her.

Revenge served warm:

2. Told him I wanted to work things out and got him into marriage counseling and just when he thought things were settled down I served him papers while he was at lunch with clients. Awkward!

Revenge served cold:

3. Years after the divorce I found out he was getting remarried so I sued for a custodial modification by serving him on the morning of the wedding and also asking for more child support.
4. I also saved up all the medical bills for months and had a few thousand dollars of reimbursement receipts delivered to him the day they returned from their honeymoon.
5. A month into the case I dropped my attorney and started calling his attorney every day to discuss various things because I knew his lawyer was charging $500 per hour. I did that for several months until just before the hearing and I dropped the case. It cost him around 20 grand. I know this caused a lot of problems for him during their first year of marriage. It also made the kids upset with him because he didn't have money for their Christmas and birthdays.
6. Occasionally I'll agree to extended summer vacations for the kids and then play "hard to get" concerning the pickup and drop off dates. This really pisses him off when he needs to buy airline tickets because he can't really make reservations for anything until that gets worked out. He likes to make reservations in advance.

This isn't revenge, it's stupidity. You're actively wasting resources that could be used for your kids. And yes, you're the "psycho ex" everyone talks about.

wow, you need therapy

or a beatdown in a dark alley

She STILL wouldn’t get it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My ex cheated with a woman who was a christian minister. I contacted the head minister of her church and asked (sincerely) to be counselled on how to handle a marital problem I was having due to one of her team. Minister assured me that the OW would not be ostracized and the incident would be kept confidential. So I told her head pastor what a slutty, marriage wrecking hypocrite the lady was.

I didn't want to turn her kids into children of divorce, but it made me happy to know that she couldn't continue to be a fake "biblical wife and mother" (the mission of her church) when she was banging a married father and lying to her spouse about where she was.

I’m sure she prayed and realized that banging your husband was ‘god’s plan for her’

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:And please don't say "living my best life." YES I know that is the best, but its not applicable to me right now. Tell me the worst sh*t you did to an ex. Whether it was immediately after a break up or years later. And if not you, someone you knew who did it.

Best revenge on crazy "progressives" -- seeing Trump elected.

Enjoy your taxes going up for your so called revenge!

Mine won't be going up, they'll be going down. I'm a member of the forgotten lower middle class and I can't wait.

Loser.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And please don't say "living my best life." YES I know that is the best, but its not applicable to me right now. Tell me the worst sh*t you did to an ex. Whether it was immediately after a break up or years later. And if not you, someone you knew who did it.

Best revenge on crazy "progressives" -- seeing Trump elected.

Enjoy your taxes going up for your so called revenge!

Mine won't be going up, they'll be going down. I'm a member of the forgotten lower middle class and I can't wait.

I wouldn't bet on that. Hope you aren't planning on deducting your student loan interest, medical costs, or business expenses.

Lower middle class -aka not educated (so no students loans), and probably unemployed, no house and addicted to opioids.
This kind of person will believe any bullshit spewed at them by a Trump , no matter how untrue or exploitative it is.
PP you are getting screwed over just like the rest of us - the coal mines are NOT coming back PP. You were lied to.

[Anonymous]

I have been racking my brain, trying to remember but I can not think of a time that I got revenge on someone . Brings a smile to me. Maybe I do something right

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This was pretty childish but when I was younger I signed up an ex's .edu account for every porn and spam website I could find.

This is pretty funny.

+1

See, this is the kind of thing I find amusing. Petty, but kind of funny. Some of these, on the other hand - like ruining your children’s birthday and Christmas just to get back at their dad/your ex - are so psychotic and sad.