Flatulence in your home

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Many young Americans are now dying of colon cancer. I am not surprised. The lifestyle and diet is horrific.

Farts are a symptom of various kinds of gut diseases.

Bahahahaahahhaaha you can’t be serious! Everyone farts!!!! Including you. Probably more than the rest because you’re so full of shit.

Silent and non-smelly farts means that your gut is healthy. Smelly farts means that your shit is rotting inside you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do you fart in the office at work in front of other people? It's abusive. It's not funny.

I remember those gag gifts like the farting whoopie cushion from the 1970s. I hated those.

I look back now. My friend's family who would make fart jokes had a mother with uterine cancer. The "C" word was often whispered about. Another cousin had a grandmother on her mother's side who had a colostomy bag. I don't know why.

Those cousins always made loud rude farting jokes, like they would make their dolls legs fart. They would put their hand under their armpits and make farting noises.

Belching and farting in front of some people and not others is a form of abuse, not humorous and not normal.

I've been back in the office for many months now (so pointless- everyone is quietly doing their own work). It's often so quiet for long stretches of time that I have been just waiting for someone to let 'er rip one day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's an "acting out" behavior that most people find disgusting not funny.

If you don't go around farting in public, then why not? Are you embarrassed? Then don't do it at home.

I know there are cultures where burping after a meal is a compliment to the chef. I wonder if there are any cultures or societies where farting is appreciated.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Many young Americans are now dying of colon cancer. I am not surprised. The lifestyle and diet is horrific.

Farts are a symptom of various kinds of gut diseases.

Dcurbanmom health anxiety is off the charts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's an "acting out" behavior that most people find disgusting not funny.

If you don't go around farting in public, then why not? Are you embarrassed? Then don't do it at home.

Where do you suggest people fart if they can't at home?

According to some posters:
-bathroom in your home is okay
-patio on your property and
-outside on a walk with your partner to stink up a block so it's better for their physical intimacy life

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's an "acting out" behavior that most people find disgusting not funny.

If you don't go around farting in public, then why not? Are you embarrassed? Then don't do it at home.

There are a million things I do in the privacy of my own home that I don’t do in public. You have sex in private right? Why? Are you embarrassed?

Do you have sex in your living room in front of your kids and laugh about the smells and sounds??!!

You’re not very bright. I do plenty that my kids are not privy to. I don’t consider a perfectly normal bodily function to be taboo, especially if that someone used to shit in a diaper that I changed. You’ll be shocked to know that most of the time we leave the door wide open when we use the bathroom.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Many young Americans are now dying of colon cancer. I am not surprised. The lifestyle and diet is horrific.

Farts are a symptom of various kinds of gut diseases.

Bahahahaahahhaaha you can’t be serious! Everyone farts!!!! Including you. Probably more than the rest because you’re so full of shit.

Silent and non-smelly farts means that your gut is healthy. Smelly farts means that your shit is rotting inside you.

Wait, wait so now only smelly ones are deadly 😂😂😂😂😂😂 phew, you should have said that in your OP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Many young Americans are now dying of colon cancer. I am not surprised. The lifestyle and diet is horrific.

Farts are a symptom of various kinds of gut diseases.

Dcurbanmom health anxiety is off the charts.

She is just grasping. Kind of hilarious actually.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's an "acting out" behavior that most people find disgusting not funny.

If you don't go around farting in public, then why not? Are you embarrassed? Then don't do it at home.

There are a million things I do in the privacy of my own home that I don’t do in public. You have sex in private right? Why? Are you embarrassed?

Do you have sex in your living room in front of your kids and laugh about the smells and sounds??!!

You’re not very bright. I do plenty that my kids are not privy to. I don’t consider a perfectly normal bodily function to be taboo, especially if that someone used to shit in a diaper that I changed. You’ll be shocked to know that most of the time we leave the door wide open when we use the bathroom.

Virtue signaling taking a crap with the door open, wow what a lady.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Many young Americans are now dying of colon cancer. I am not surprised. The lifestyle and diet is horrific.

Farts are a symptom of various kinds of gut diseases.

+1. Since I started eating clean, no farts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's an "acting out" behavior that most people find disgusting not funny.

If you don't go around farting in public, then why not? Are you embarrassed? Then don't do it at home.

There are a million things I do in the privacy of my own home that I don’t do in public. You have sex in private right? Why? Are you embarrassed?

Do you have sex in your living room in front of your kids and laugh about the smells and sounds??!!

You’re not very bright. I do plenty that my kids are not privy to. I don’t consider a perfectly normal bodily function to be taboo, especially if that someone used to shit in a diaper that I changed. You’ll be shocked to know that most of the time we leave the door wide open when we use the bathroom.

That was going to be the next thread topic

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Many young Americans are now dying of colon cancer. I am not surprised. The lifestyle and diet is horrific.

Farts are a symptom of various kinds of gut diseases.

Bahahahaahahhaaha you can’t be serious! Everyone farts!!!! Including you. Probably more than the rest because you’re so full of shit.

Silent and non-smelly farts means that your gut is healthy. Smelly farts means that your shit is rotting inside you.

Wait, wait so now only smelly ones are deadly 😂😂😂😂😂😂 phew, you should have said that in your OP.

That PP is not the OP

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Many young Americans are now dying of colon cancer. I am not surprised. The lifestyle and diet is horrific.

Farts are a symptom of various kinds of gut diseases.

Bahahahaahahhaaha you can’t be serious! Everyone farts!!!! Including you. Probably more than the rest because you’re so full of shit.

Silent and non-smelly farts means that your gut is healthy. Smelly farts means that your shit is rotting inside you.

Wait, wait so now only smelly ones are deadly 😂😂😂😂😂😂 phew, you should have said that in your OP.

That PP is not the OP

There are more than 3 posters here for sure

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do you fart in the office at work in front of other people? It's abusive. It's not funny.

I remember those gag gifts like the farting whoopie cushion from the 1970s. I hated those.

I look back now. My friend's family who would make fart jokes had a mother with uterine cancer. The "C" word was often whispered about. Another cousin had a grandmother on her mother's side who had a colostomy bag. I don't know why.

Those cousins always made loud rude farting jokes, like they would make their dolls legs fart. They would put their hand under their armpits and make farting noises.

Belching and farting in front of some people and not others is a form of abuse, not humorous and not normal.

NP. No, I do it in my own private office and then open the door. I work in a nursing home so no one really suspects it's me.

[Anonymous]

Oh man. I'm glad that I don't live with most of you. If I can't toot with abandon in my own home, life would be long and uncomfortable.

Also, farting is funny.