s/o slightly outdated phrases and exclamations

[Anonymous]

Nifty
Moon pie and an RC Cola
Satan get thee behind me.
That is good for what ails you.
Honey, sugar, sweet heart

[Anonymous]

Two shakes of a lambs tail.

[Anonymous]

Grody to the max!

[Anonymous]

Honey pie baby darlin
Oh law!
Lawsy Maude!
Well you win the plaid rabbit!

[Anonymous]

So basically everything but fu_k is old fashioned?

[Anonymous]

Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.

[Anonymous]

I'm 55 and routinely use "Heavens to Murgatroyd!"

[Anonymous]

I grew up hearing the expression “cotton pickin” fairly often (like “are you out of your cotton pickin mind?”) and try hard to repress that memory as it seems to be considered offensive now.

Me, too. It is a euphemism for “g-d d-mn” and I always thought it was cute—never realized that it could be considered offensive (especially compared to the actual swear words).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh, dear.
We can't dance and it's too wet to plow.
For the love of all that is holy.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
For cryin' out loud.
For Pete's sake.
Goodness gracious.
Cattywampus.
Whore bump.
Good grief.

Was nodding and nodding along until the bolded. Don’t want to google this at all. What is it meant to convey?

It's a big, deep pimple. My Silent Gen mother told me this one. And I didn't make a mistake. It really is whore and not horror!

[Anonymous]

I say I'm in a pickle a lot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.

Now we're talking!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I grew up hearing the expression “cotton pickin” fairly often (like “are you out of your cotton pickin mind?”) and try hard to repress that memory as it seems to be considered offensive now.

Me, too. It is a euphemism for “g-d d-mn” and I always thought it was cute—never realized that it could be considered offensive (especially compared to the actual swear words).

It’s ok to spell out god damn.

[Anonymous]

She speaks yet she says nothing!

[Anonymous]

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.

Noice