My friend asked me what kind of ham is a Kosher ham.

[Anonymous]

All these ridiculous emojis definitely aren’t kosher.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Dear people.. where is your sense of humor.

Say something funny and maybe you’ll find it.

[Anonymous]

Darn. I thought the title of this thread was the setup for a joke and the OP would be the punchline.


My grandmother knew my husband is Jewish. She attended our interfaith wedding. But as she got older, she had trouble remembering things, so several times she asked me how my husband’s family was celebrating Christmas. I’d just tell her they’re going to the movies and eating Chinese.

[Anonymous]

LOL!!

That’s hilarious!

[Anonymous]

I keep strict kosher and have had experiences from people asking me how the rabbi blesses the dishes, to a totally secular colleague calling me from the store saying she was buying some candy as a thank you for something major I'd helped her with and telling me the hechsher on a particular package and asking if it was one I held by (it was). Understanding runs the gamut. If people are curious I'll talk about it but otherwise I just do my own thing and expect nothing.

[Anonymous]

My FIL eats bacon on matzoh so there ya go.

[Anonymous]

There's actually a scene right at the start of The Marvelous Mrs Maisel where she goes to a kosher butcher who has pork and - oy!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I keep strict kosher and have had experiences from people asking me how the rabbi blesses the dishes, to a totally secular colleague calling me from the store saying she was buying some candy as a thank you for something major I'd helped her with and telling me the hechsher on a particular package and asking if it was one I held by (it was). Understanding runs the gamut. If people are curious I'll talk about it but otherwise I just do my own thing and expect nothing.

I have no idea what you just said.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There's actually a scene right at the start of The Marvelous Mrs Maisel where she goes to a kosher butcher who has pork and - oy!

Wagshals has French baguettes on their Passover menu. At least they footnote that it’s made with flour/leavening.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There's actually a scene right at the start of The Marvelous Mrs Maisel where she goes to a kosher butcher who has pork and - oy!

Wagshals has French baguettes on their Passover menu. At least they footnote that it’s made with flour/leavening.

That's not fantastic but it's different from a kosher butcher selling pork!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There's actually a scene right at the start of The Marvelous Mrs Maisel where she goes to a kosher butcher who has pork and - oy!

Wagshals has French baguettes on their Passover menu. At least they footnote that it’s made with flour/leavening.

That's not fantastic but it's different from a kosher butcher selling pork!

Agree except it’s real life and not a TV comedy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Give him a copy of the book Baxter the Kosher Pig.

It’s an adorable and funny book.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:NO, first we had TON of fun with it.. and now I am sharing the fun.

We both are super easy going and non easily offended types who share all kinds of jokes for decades.... types.

And then make fun if your friend here on DCUm. You are not a nice person.

Is a person who tells a person that they are not a nice person, a nice person?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:NO, first we had TON of fun with it.. and now I am sharing the fun.

We both are super easy going and non easily offended types who share all kinds of jokes for decades.... types.

And then make fun if your friend here on DCUm. You are not a nice person.

Oh but I am a nice person. Why do you think my friend loves me so much?
He posted stuff on me here too and we both laughed our bottoms off..

Hence we walk bottomless now..

You see.. some people never had a sense of humor and no matter the diet you can't grow it.. You are one of them.

Do you think this is something that runs along the lines of religion? I am not asking.

See? You are not a nice person.

[Anonymous]

The Kosher Ham is the one Christians serve ironically at the Passover Seder with a side of cultural appropriation.