S/O: What's something that always makes you laugh even thought it is totally inappropriate?

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A gaggle of rowdy gay men. "OH GURRRRRL"

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I was in a nice restaurant once with a friend. Ordered beef skewers but the meat sort of stuck to the skewer and it wouldn't come off. I pushed it really hard with my fork, the meat came loose, hit the plate with a thunk, then bounced off the plate and flew about two feet away into the open purse of an older woman sitting at the table next to me. My friend saw the whole thing and burst out laughing. We laughed until we nearly peed ourselves. The purse lady heard us, leaned in and said how nice it was to see to young ladies having such a lovely time. Then she wished us a nice evening. She had no idea my dinner was in her purse.

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Anonymous wrote:I was in a nice restaurant once with a friend. Ordered beef skewers but the meat sort of stuck to the skewer and it wouldn't come off. I pushed it really hard with my fork, the meat came loose, hit the plate with a thunk, then bounced off the plate and flew about two feet away into the open purse of an older woman sitting at the table next to me. My friend saw the whole thing and burst out laughing. We laughed until we nearly peed ourselves. The purse lady heard us, leaned in and said how nice it was to see to young ladies having such a lovely time. Then she wished us a nice evening. She had no idea my dinner was in her purse.

This made me laugh out loud.

As did the coconut twins.

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Thanks, all, for the many laughs here. Maybe all you inappropriate ladies can help me with this:

Yes, Whitney Houston had an amazing voice, I feel sorry for her daughter, and I have many fond memories of boogieing down to "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" at many '80 wedding receptions -- such a fab song. But does anyone remember an SNL skit with either Chevy CHase or Will Ferrell lip-syncing to "The Greatest Love of All" -- a truly awful and inane song even if you, like me, are a sucker for power ballads. I have tried in vain to find this skit via Google. Did I make it up? Am I that awful? Or, has it been scrubbed in the last 48 hours?

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A college friend and I were riding a bus in Europe. Some elderly ladies got on the bus and we got up to give them our seats - but in the process my friend accidentally stood on one of the ladies' feet. She screamed and started calling us "jeuns cons" which basically means "young a$$es" although she seemed fine. My normally shy friend muttered, "no reason to yell like that, unless her foot was already broken." We started laughing so hard we had to get off the buss at the next stop.

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Anonymous wrote:A gaggle of rowdy gay men. "OH GURRRRRL"

So true. And really just any gay male couple bickering can be very funny. We have these friends, a gay male couple, and one time we were outside and one of them found a slug who was not doing so well.

Guy 1, "Oh! The poor guy!"

Guy 2: "Oh, I'm sure he'll be okay."

Guy 1: "Uh, not really."

Guy 2: "Well I was just trying to be positive!"

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Anonymous wrote:I'm the queen of laughing at inappropriate times.

Once I fell into a bout of in controllable, heaving laughter when an infant in a carseat fell off an upside down highchair and the parents put him back and it happened again a minute later.

Once I was watching a very intimate dance performance where there were only about 30 audience members in a small room. It might have been at the DC Joy of Motion. Anyways one of the dancers toe kept cracking and again I went into a fit of laughter.

Another time I lost my sh*t at a wedding when the bride's father forgot he needed to walk back to his space after walking his daughter down the isle to her groom. He was standing with the bride and groom during their vows.

Oh my god, that cracked me up. At first I was thinking, "how rude, that's not very funny." Then I read that it happened again and I lost it. I am a bad person.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm the queen of laughing at inappropriate times.

Once I fell into a bout of in controllable, heaving laughter when an infant in a carseat fell off an upside down highchair and the parents put him back and it happened again a minute later.

Once I was watching a very intimate dance performance where there were only about 30 audience members in a small room. It might have been at the DC Joy of Motion. Anyways one of the dancers toe kept cracking and again I went into a fit of laughter.

Another time I lost my sh*t at a wedding when the bride's father forgot he needed to walk back to his space after walking his daughter down the isle to her groom. He was standing with the bride and groom during their vows.

Oh my god, that cracked me up. At first I was thinking, "how rude, that's not very funny." Then I read that it happened again and I lost it. I am a bad person.

Are you sure he forgot? I can see my husband being unwilling to leave his little girl.

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For those of you who laugh at people falling - I've been watching this video at random times for at least 5 years. If I catch it while I am in the right mood, I laugh until I cry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ihPwHtFTM&list=FLtd7gSjoO9ZaN6fL-Zay1Kw&index=1&feature=plpp_video

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I laughed at my daughter's elementary school music recital. My sister had the giggles and when she started I couldn't stop. The kids really did sound awful playing their instruments, but I felt so bad laughing. We were in the cafeteria/auditorium, so it was AGONY trying to suppress the laughter so that other parents wouldn't see/hear me losing it.

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You know what made me laugh out loud on DCUM recently? "DIABEETUS, Y'ALL." Terrible, I know.

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Anonymous wrote:I laughed at my daughter's elementary school music recital. My sister had the giggles and when she started I couldn't stop. The kids really did sound awful playing their instruments, but I felt so bad laughing. We were in the cafeteria/auditorium, so it was AGONY trying to suppress the laughter so that other parents wouldn't see/hear me losing it.

That could have easily been me....

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm the queen of laughing at inappropriate times.

Once I fell into a bout of in controllable, heaving laughter when an infant in a carseat fell off an upside down highchair and the parents put him back and it happened again a minute later.

Once I was watching a very intimate dance performance where there were only about 30 audience members in a small room. It might have been at the DC Joy of Motion. Anyways one of the dancers toe kept cracking and again I went into a fit of laughter.

Another time I lost my sh*t at a wedding when the bride's father forgot he needed to walk back to his space after walking his daughter down the isle to her groom. He was standing with the bride and groom during their vows.

Oh my god, that cracked me up. At first I was thinking, "how rude, that's not very funny." Then I read that it happened again and I lost it. I am a bad person.

Are you sure he forgot? I can see my husband being unwilling to leave his little girl.

I was giving him the benefit of the doubt!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm the queen of laughing at inappropriate times.

Once I fell into a bout of in controllable, heaving laughter when an infant in a carseat fell off an upside down highchair and the parents put him back and it happened again a minute later.

Once I was watching a very intimate dance performance where there were only about 30 audience members in a small room. It might have been at the DC Joy of Motion. Anyways one of the dancers toe kept cracking and again I went into a fit of laughter.

Another time I lost my sh*t at a wedding when the bride's father forgot he needed to walk back to his space after walking his daughter down the isle to her groom. He was standing with the bride and groom during their vows.

Oh my god, that cracked me up. At first I was thinking, "how rude, that's not very funny." Then I read that it happened again and I lost it. I am a bad person.

Yes, the first time was shocking and upsetting. I was baffled that they just popped him back up there. When it happened again nary a minute later it struck me as one of the funniest things I had ever witnessed. Whats more is that we were the only two parties in the restaurant so it was just us and them about 10 feet apart and a very flipped out waiter.