How are you above average for dcum

[Anonymous]

I'm the best at posting images!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m a witch. A real one.

You win. Love this.

My grandmother was as well.

[Anonymous]

I’m above average at inadvertently killing threads. So, the one post past necessary poster? Let’s see if I can keep that up here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Brevity.

😂

+1

[Anonymous]

I definitely have superior taste in shoes. It’s not even debatable

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m 50 and don’t need glasses for distance or reading.

This was me at 50. Sadly, at 55 I had to get (very mild) distance glasses.

[Anonymous]

People think I'm in my early 40s. I've had much younger guys ask me out, and much younger women invite me to henfests, and then I proudly say I'm 62. Some roll with it, some don't.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People think I'm in my early 40s. I've had much younger guys ask me out, and much younger women invite me to henfests, and then I proudly say I'm 62. Some roll with it, some don't.

what is a henfest? I picture chickens...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m hyperlexic. I solve six word puzzles every morning, including the NYT crossword, Wordle and Spelling Bee (to Queen Bee) usually in under an hour.

WOW!

[Anonymous]

I get along with my in laws and love my dog

[Anonymous]

My DH and I both come from intact households without any major family drama. We also have a good marriage. And I have a lot of friends from various stages of life and a busy social calendar.

This site has been eye opening to how many people have some absolutely bat $h!t family members or petty, contemptuous marriages. And how many people in this area are lonely and can’t seem to find any friends.

I’m also thin, was able to have 3 kids by mid 30s, and live in a desired zip code many posters lament they cannot afford.

My career is meh, but otherwise I’ve lucked out so far in life :knocks on wood:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am 9/10 in every single one of those categories. Investment bankers, politicians, and wealthy SAHMs alike cower in my presence. I am a true intellect and paragon of class. That is why I spend my time posting here on DCUM.

This is a really underrated reply in this thread. Well done!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I definitely have superior taste in shoes. It’s not even debatable

Then you don't wear Birkenstocks or Crocs, right? Right!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:People think I'm in my early 40s. I've had much younger guys ask me out, and much younger women invite me to henfests, and then I proudly say I'm 62. Some roll with it, some don't.

what is a henfest? I picture chickens...

dp with an aside. I know I look fantastic when I walk into a room and the hens cluck. Way more satisfying than being eyed by men.

[Anonymous]

I'm 5'7 and 125 lbs, love having sex with my H of 20 years and I initiate a lot. Got pregnant on the 1st try at 41. I spend a significant amount of money on myself, dcum would die knowing how much and on what. I don't judge other people unless it's something major.