TL/DR KateGate

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/03/kate-middleton-conspiracies-privacy/677729/

QAnon for Wine Moms
Kate Middleton needed privacy. The public had other ideas.

That is so accurate lol

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/03/kate-middleton-conspiracies-privacy/677729/

QAnon for Wine Moms
Kate Middleton needed privacy. The public had other ideas.

That is so accurate lol

People trying to figure out why someone was deceitful with suggestions like “divorce” or “facelift” is not at all like people deciding that tens of thousands of people eat babies, want to poison a nation with a vaccine, and have conspired to take control of the world. How dumb.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/03/kate-middleton-conspiracies-privacy/677729/

QAnon for Wine Moms
Kate Middleton needed privacy. The public had other ideas.

That is so accurate lol

People trying to figure out why someone was deceitful with suggestions like “divorce” or “facelift” is not at all like people deciding that tens of thousands of people eat babies, want to poison a nation with a vaccine, and have conspired to take control of the world. How dumb.

A facelift (preventative) would explain the whole "no pictures" thing. (Remember the madonna and Amy Schumer debacles for alleged puffiness after alleged facelifts?)

[Anonymous]

The facelift would also explain why in the photo with Carol, her face was very puffy. But now at the market, it’s gone back to normal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The facelift would also explain why in the photo with Carol, her face was very puffy. But now at the market, it’s gone back to normal.

Yes, absolutely. Lower face "mini" lift. Very common in early 40s.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I still think it was a marriage negotiation. She turns up not dead, walking, able to carry a bag from the farm market. She was holding out on giving them the photo opp.

Negotiate what? They have been together for decades, work well as a team, have three children. She will be queen in a hot moment given Charles's health problems. What's there to negotiate, she is not getting divorced.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I still think it was a marriage negotiation. She turns up not dead, walking, able to carry a bag from the farm market. She was holding out on giving them the photo opp.

Negotiate what? They have been together for decades, work well as a team, have three children. She will be queen in a hot moment given Charles's health problems. What's there to negotiate, she is not getting divorced.

I agree I don't think they are getting divorced! There is plenty to negotiate, issues with the kids, parenting, how many events she has to go to, how William comports himself. Right before being queen when she is most valuable is the ideal time to ensure she can get some things she wants.

I like Kate but to act as if their entire lives are not some form of business negotiations is just ignorant of reality. It's a hornets nest!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I still think it was a marriage negotiation. She turns up not dead, walking, able to carry a bag from the farm market. She was holding out on giving them the photo opp.

Negotiate what? They have been together for decades, work well as a team, have three children. She will be queen in a hot moment given Charles's health problems. What's there to negotiate, she is not getting divorced.

Exactly. She dy what she's told. I think some posters are living in a fantasy world

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I still think it was a marriage negotiation. She turns up not dead, walking, able to carry a bag from the farm market. She was holding out on giving them the photo opp.

Negotiate what? They have been together for decades, work well as a team, have three children. She will be queen in a hot moment given Charles's health problems. What's there to negotiate, she is not getting divorced.

Exactly. She dy what she's told. I think some posters are living in a fantasy world

Those people gave examples of this happening with royal couples in the past. And some speculate it’s about the kids schooling. It could be anything but it’s the one way she has any control over anything in her life. It’s not a crazy theory.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I still think it was a marriage negotiation. She turns up not dead, walking, able to carry a bag from the farm market. She was holding out on giving them the photo opp.

Negotiate what? They have been together for decades, work well as a team, have three children. She will be queen in a hot moment given Charles's health problems. What's there to negotiate, she is not getting divorced.

Exactly. She dy what she's told. I think some posters are living in a fantasy world

Those people gave examples of this happening with royal couples in the past. And some speculate it’s about the kids schooling. It could be anything but it’s the one way she has any control over anything in her life. It’s not a crazy theory.

Time to find a new hobby, you look foolish now.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I still think it was a marriage negotiation. She turns up not dead, walking, able to carry a bag from the farm market. She was holding out on giving them the photo opp.

Negotiate what? They have been together for decades, work well as a team, have three children. She will be queen in a hot moment given Charles's health problems. What's there to negotiate, she is not getting divorced.

Exactly. She dy what she's told. I think some posters are living in a fantasy world

Those people gave examples of this happening with royal couples in the past. And some speculate it’s about the kids schooling. It could be anything but it’s the one way she has any control over anything in her life. It’s not a crazy theory.

Catherine has shown time and again she's not going to ruffle the RF.

The kids will go to school where ere the form approved of.

This is not the same as you and your gal pals marriages or divorces.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/kate-middleton-farm-shop-prince-william-latest-news-b2514730.html

Kate Middleton is thought to be eyeing an Easter Sunday return, when she could join her family for their traditional walk to Easter Matins service at St George’s Chapel, Windsor.

Uh huh. From the KP-pocket-publications that brought you the fake photo of Will and Kate leaving Windsor, and the alleged news that Kate had been “spotted” shopping, comes the newest installation of “Kate is eyeing an Easter return.”

I will believe it when there is a true non debatable appearance. Right now Kate is very deeply out of sight and KP is taking the media for a ride. I’m sure most of the publicists at KP have no idea how or where Kate is.

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Anonymous wrote:I still think it was a marriage negotiation. She turns up not dead, walking, able to carry a bag from the farm market. She was holding out on giving them the photo opp.

Negotiate what? They have been together for decades, work well as a team, have three children. She will be queen in a hot moment given Charles's health problems. What's there to negotiate, she is not getting divorced.

Exactly. She dy what she's told. I think some posters are living in a fantasy world

Those people gave examples of this happening with royal couples in the past. And some speculate it’s about the kids schooling. It could be anything but it’s the one way she has any control over anything in her life. It’s not a crazy theory.

Time to find a new hobby, you look foolish now.

Oh yes, because royals famously have total control over their lives. Sure.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/03/kate-middleton-conspiracies-privacy/677729/

QAnon for Wine Moms
Kate Middleton needed privacy. The public had other ideas.

That is so accurate lol

People trying to figure out why someone was deceitful with suggestions like “divorce” or “facelift” is not at all like people deciding that tens of thousands of people eat babies, want to poison a nation with a vaccine, and have conspired to take control of the world. How dumb.

Posters spending literally all day, every day posting theories like she’s actually dead, she’s in a coma, she has a body double, Charles is dead, etc. are definitely the same brand of batshit as Qanon.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I still think it was a marriage negotiation. She turns up not dead, walking, able to carry a bag from the farm market. She was holding out on giving them the photo opp.

Negotiate what? They have been together for decades, work well as a team, have three children. She will be queen in a hot moment given Charles's health problems. What's there to negotiate, she is not getting divorced.

Exactly. She dy what she's told. I think some posters are living in a fantasy world

Those people gave examples of this happening with royal couples in the past. And some speculate it’s about the kids schooling. It could be anything but it’s the one way she has any control over anything in her life. It’s not a crazy theory.

Time to find a new hobby, you look foolish now.

Oh yes, because royals famously have total control over their lives. Sure.

They seem to have control over your life.