Need to think of some new menu options for home. What are typical meals that an Executive might eat? |
How often is your Executive husband actually home to eat meals? My Executive husband is ALWAYS at work, but when he can make it home, I prepare an extra classy meal, like a casserole made with cream of mushroom soup, and a dessert that incorporates Jello, Cool Whip, and at least three types of canned fruit. |
3 martinis. |
Yes! and we must discuss Executive dinner parties. We like to serve pigs in blanket. All the Executives go bananas. Or as we like to say, "Execu-Crazy", because this is our world, of course. Use that term and you're one of us! |
Do you think she's ready to be invited to join Execu-wives??? |
First you need to get fine china and crystal to serRev the dinner. At least 4 courses with wine. Always a redmeat course with a French sauce. |
An Executive French sauce |
I don't believe they would eat at home, or certainly not something as gauche as "home cooked". They either go out or get a chef / meal service. |
Vodka and Cheerios for dinner |
Scotch and shredded wheat with fresh fruit please. |
Steak of endangered lion (rare) followed by baked Alaska, executives love their lion and baked Alaska. |
need to capitalize the E |
You all are hilarious and I'm trying to hold it together in my cube so no one hears the laughter!....She might really have been serious.
OP if you are looking for an honest answer...maybe try for caterer recommendations |
Martini and a BJ at the door for Executive. Followed by surf and turf. |
OP here. I love all of you for getting it! Keep it going, because so far these are hilarious!
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