What should I do? Will I die? Give birth to baby spiders? HALP |
Yes. You are going to die and give birth to baby spiders, not necessarily in that order. |
As someone without grapes or a spider web I find his offensive. Check your arachnogrape privilege. |
You will turn into a spider at the stroke of midnight. The baby spider part is upto you. On the bright side, you won't need a Halloween costume this year! |
Oh no! Charlotte! |
The sides of your bowels will stick together.
You'll never poop again. |
See if you can climb up a wall? |
Shouldn't this be in food forum? |
MAYBE THEY'RE IN MY FRIDGE |
It's just added fiber. No worries. |
This. You didn't earn that spiderweb. Humblebrag. |
True story - when I was a kid my mom started screaming while making dinner. She was breaking up a head of broccoli and hundreds of tiny spiders were running everywhere. To this day I rinse and soak broccoli heads like crazy and wig out a little bit. |
And now I can never buy broccoli again. |
Sorry misery loves company |
OMG I love you all.
Except the broccoli poster. I hate you a little bit.... |