I "Heart" You Eminem and Still Do...But Please Say It Isn't So......................................

[Anonymous]

*SPOILER ALERT* ------> The Interview

So, I was watching the film, "The Interview" today for Christmas because isn't that what everyone else is supposed to be doing...??! I mean, what a great marketing gimmick Sony did for this mediocre film, right? Even the President/White House got involved in the whole promotional affair and it worked! Lines were off the hook for this movie!

Anyway, so my crush, Marshall Mathers admits in the movie that he is indeed a homo sapien.

Whoops. I am sorry, I meant to say a homosexual.

While rumors have dogged him for years, I chose to disregard each and every one.

So what if he started off his career being so outspoken against gays and same-sex marriage...?? Perhaps he was just a religious guy, right??!

So what if he hasn't been photographed out and about with any women....like ever...???? Maybe he is busy all the time in his basement writing hit songs.

Please Slim Shady...Say it isn't so.

Please...Say it was ALL just acting. If not, I have to get this tattoo removed ASAP and I cannot bear to remove your beautiful image from my......err.....body region.

[Anonymous]

Um.

What.

[Anonymous]

Please! Say it isn't so! That you are ... a ... HOMOPHOBE!

[Anonymous]

OP, are you 11?

[Anonymous]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/25/eminem-gay-interview_n_6380696.html
this?

If you're serious, OP, then understand this is a joke.

[Anonymous]

I thought he was married or had been married and has children.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought he was married or had been married and has children.

That doesn't stop someone from being gay.

Either way OP you have as much chance as you ever did at being with Eminem. NONE.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I thought he was married or had been married and has children.

That doesn't stop someone from being gay.

Either way OP you have as much chance as you ever did at being with Eminem. NONE.

OMG

He's not gay. It was a joke.

And even IF he were to come out, who cares?

[Anonymous]

Maybe some of you need to google the word "satire".

[Anonymous]

What marketing stunt? You sound unhinged.

[Anonymous]

Were you watching a documentary?

[Anonymous]

I am not 11.

I am 44 and yes, I still have celebrity crushes. At least he is around my age...albeit two years younger.

It's not like I am on her raving about Justin Bieber or Harry Styles!

Geez.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am not 11.

I am 44 and yes, I still have celebrity crushes. At least he is around my age...albeit two years younger.

It's not like I am on her raving about Justin Bieber or Harry Styles!

Geez.

And you realize this was satirical, yes?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am not 11.

I am 44 and yes, I still have celebrity crushes. At least he is around my age...albeit two years younger.

It's not like I am on her raving about Justin Bieber or Harry Styles!

Geez.

OP, you sound weird. Crushes on celebs are what they are. We have no chance with them- so if MM were not being satirical in the movie and were gay, you can still have a crush. It is all fantasy anyway.

I total crush on Harry Styles. I'm 48 and not even embarrassed by it. I took DD to the One Direction concert for this very reason . Plus, he's gay.

[Anonymous]

You're 48 and crush on Harry Styles....??!

That is so wrong on so many levels.

Imagine if a 48 year old man on here stated that he was crushing on Kendall Jenner....

He would be considered a creep.