My Halloween Costume

[Anonymous]

I am going as a DCUM lady! Will be wearing Lululemon yoga pants, quilted jacket, Tori Burch flats, and a Pandora bracelet and a Stella and Dot necklace while pushing an expensive stroller. Any other items I am missing? TIA!

[Anonymous]

Hold a Ruth's Chris menu and a Fake LV bag.

[Anonymous]

Don't forget to pack a Clarisonic in that fake LV.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am going as a DCUM lady! Will be wearing Lululemon yoga pants, quilted jacket, Tori Burch flats, and a Pandora bracelet and a Stella and Dot necklace while pushing an expensive stroller. Any other items I am missing? TIA!

Don't forget to wear your judgmental and condescending attitude!

[Anonymous]

And a string of pearls to clutch

[Anonymous]

and a corn with a husk

[Anonymous]

Toe shoes and a baby hooked to your b00b.
(not being mean. I could do a lot of things with a baby hooked on)

[Anonymous]

Bring a little girl with you who is wearing a backpack with the name "Larla" stitched on it. She should wear a shirt with a big snowflake on it.

[Anonymous]

A burgundy washcloth

[Anonymous]

a take-out bag from Chipotle

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bring a little girl with you who is wearing a backpack with the name "Larla" stitched on it. She should wear a shirt with a big snowflake on it.

Lol. And be sure to pack her a Bento!

[Anonymous]

I love everything about this thread.

[Anonymous]

Walk up to random people and write "troll" on their forehead.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Bring a little girl with you who is wearing a backpack with the name "Larla" stitched on it. She should wear a shirt with a big snowflake on it.

Lol. And be sure to pack her a Bento!

Also make sure she is carrying library books checked out from the Pimmit Hills library.

[Anonymous]

Make sure you bring your smart phone with the DCUM site bookmarked!