Why Can't Men Think Two Steps Ahed?

[Anonymous]

My DH can never look two steps ahead to are what needs to be done. This morning is an example. We are getting ready for a long road trip. He is taking the car in to get it checked this morning while I go to the gym and then work. On the way out the door this morning he says do I have everything? I said yes. We start off and halfway to my office I ask whether he put my gym bag in the car. He said no b/c he says I said I had everything. I am livid right now. He is always so stupid. Never sees what needs to be done and like this morning pits his f**k ups on me.

[Anonymous]

Er...sound like YOU f*&ked up. LOL.

[Anonymous]

You crazy

[Anonymous]

I vote this thread as "Crazy DCUM Post of the morning"

[Anonymous]

This has to be a joke. You not only forgot your own gym bag, but when your DH helpfully asked if you had everything you needed, you said yes.

Can you explain the thought process that makes this his fault?

[Anonymous]

Why didn't you bring your gym bag? Why did you expect him to get it? You didn't have everything, and you blame someone else for not loading your stuff? OP, you sound deranged.

[Anonymous]

Is this real? What does this have to do with thinking two steps ahead? Why would you expect him to tote your gym bag? Enjoy your road trip.

[Anonymous]

Your poor husband.

[Anonymous]

As I tell my daughter on a daily basis, "I am not your pack mule. Carry your own stuff."

[Anonymous]

Is this for real?

[Anonymous]

Gotcha!

[Anonymous]

i'm ten steps ahead of the women in my life, this is a husband specific problem

[Anonymous]

Not even close to a real post.

[Anonymous]

Either this is fake or she's trying to do the Jedi mind trick to convince him he fucked up.

[Anonymous]

I think some people are really thing stupid (talking to you OP). He can't read your mind, sweet pea.