Funny things your toddler has said or done?

[Anonymous]

My 3.5 announced that he has to potty. He goes potty and has been in there for a little too long. I go over to the bathroom and he is standing on his stool, soap made like a beard and he is acting like Santa. Holding his belly and saying " ho, ho, ho". Same day he was going potty. He's standing on his stool, slapping his cheeks and making noises. He gets super embarrassed every time I catch him. It may not be funny but super adorable.

[Anonymous]

It's beyond not funny...and not only that, but a 3 and half year old is NOT a toddler.

[Anonymous]

When I told my daughter to go to bed, she proceeded to tell me this is boring. She just learned that word from her favorite show. It was funny at the time because she used it in the right context.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My 3.5 announced that he has to potty. He goes potty and has been in there for a little too long. I go over to the bathroom and he is standing on his stool, soap made like a beard and he is acting like Santa. Holding his belly and saying " ho, ho, ho". Same day he was going potty. He's standing on his stool, slapping his cheeks and making noises. He gets super embarrassed every time I catch him. It may not be funny but super adorable.

Adorable!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's beyond not funny...and not only that, but a 3 and half year old is NOT a toddler.

Buzz kill much? Don't respond if you aren't going to be kind. Seriously can't understand how some people try to teach ther children manner when they lack manners and any social grace. Mind boggling.

[Anonymous]

Took toddler son (20 months) to the pet store this weekend to get some stuff for our dog. We went to go look at the reptile cages and he looks inside one, at a set of 6 inch geckos. He recognizes them -- he shouts "dinosaurs"!

I realized then that the dinosaur books we've gotten from the library forgot to mention that dinosaurs were a) really big and b) extinct.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's beyond not funny...and not only that, but a 3 and half year old is NOT a toddler.

I hate ridiculous posters like you. Don't reply if you don't like. Go get laid and remove those underwear making you an uptight b**ch.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's beyond not funny...and not only that, but a 3 and half year old is NOT a toddler.

I hate ridiculous posters like you. Don't reply if you don't like. Go get laid and remove those underwear making you an uptight b**ch.

Because underwear makes one bitchy? There's a head-scratcher.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's beyond not funny...and not only that, but a 3 and half year old is NOT a toddler.

I hate ridiculous posters like you. Don't reply if you don't like. Go get laid and remove those underwear making you an uptight b**ch.

Because underwear makes one bitchy? There's a head-scratcher.

Only when it's stuck so far up your backside, one acts like an uptight b...