
Has anyone experienced the Hemorrhoids from hell after having DB?? I mean, these things are the size of astroids....and the first time I took a crap....I swear I was giving birth to a camel outta my butt...anyone else have this problem? |
If you haven't tried anal suppositories you might want to, they help a lot. I had really bad hemmorrhoids after birthing triplets vaginally. My husdand would rub preperation h on my anus before I went to work to take the burn away, it really helped re-establish our sex life after the babies were born. |
I tried to get him to rub the "roids" for me....he got scared and ran away. I mean how inconsiderate of him to not take into account my feelings or how I felt. I mean give me a break. The problem with my "roids" are there isn't just one...I have like a whole family of them..you can't even see my butt hole anymore...I know....a little graphic, but I need some relief! Oh and they itch like the dickens. |
plenty of stool softeners!!
I started taking them in the hospital. was afraid to take that first crap after the 3rd degree tearing . . . terrifying! |
Sounds like you need to see a doctor and have them removed. Do you have any bleeding? |
Try Tucks pads, too. The hospital gave them to me to take home and they were awesome! |
If you drench cotton balls in witch hazel and stick them up there for a good while it will help shrink them. |
No bleeding...but if I bend over it looks like mushrooms are growing out of my butthole...I always feel like I am sitting on something very uncomfortable...I don't even think that my buttchecks touch the chair anymore...that's how big these suckers are. |
Do you have a lot of anal sex? Sometime anal sex provokes hemorrhoids. |
ANAL SEX??? are you kidding me? I just said my husband took one look at my roids and took off running....plus you can't even tell where my butthole is....although....if I did have anal sex...do you think that it would ram those suckers back in there?? |
You're absolutely charming! Please, regale us with the crude details. Perhaps a doctor's visit is in order--or is that not obvious to you. |
Have you tried using your fingers to "push" them back in? |
Oh I'm sorry..they didn't teach me how to politely talk about roids in charm school...Give me a break...I'm reaching out for help here...MY BUTTHOLE HURTS. |
Man, I haven't tried my finger yet...but I am really taking into consideration this whole anal sex idea..I mean why use a finger and do one at a time when I can get my hubby to ram them back in there with one foul swoop right??? What do you think? |
OMG. How far out do you live in Virginia? |