Hemorrhoids and the first crap after child birth

Anonymous
Has anyone experienced the Hemorrhoids from hell after having DB?? I mean, these things are the size of astroids....and the first time I took a crap....I swear I was giving birth to a camel outta my butt...anyone else have this problem?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Has anyone experienced the Hemorrhoids from hell after having DB?? I mean, these things are the size of astroids....and the first time I took a crap....I swear I was giving birth to a camel outta my butt...anyone else have this problem?


If you haven't tried anal suppositories you might want to, they help a lot. I had really bad hemmorrhoids after birthing triplets vaginally. My husdand would rub preperation h on my anus before I went to work to take the burn away, it really helped re-establish our sex life after the babies were born.
Anonymous
I tried to get him to rub the "roids" for me....he got scared and ran away. I mean how inconsiderate of him to not take into account my feelings or how I felt. I mean give me a break. The problem with my "roids" are there isn't just one...I have like a whole family of them..you can't even see my butt hole anymore...I know....a little graphic, but I need some relief! Oh and they itch like the dickens.
Anonymous
plenty of stool softeners!!

I started taking them in the hospital.

was afraid to take that first crap after the 3rd degree tearing . . .

terrifying!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I tried to get him to rub the "roids" for me....he got scared and ran away. I mean how inconsiderate of him to not take into account my feelings or how I felt. I mean give me a break. The problem with my "roids" are there isn't just one...I have like a whole family of them..you can't even see my butt hole anymore...I know....a little graphic, but I need some relief! Oh and they itch like the dickens.


Sounds like you need to see a doctor and have them removed. Do you have any bleeding?
Anonymous
Try Tucks pads, too. The hospital gave them to me to take home and they were awesome!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Try Tucks pads, too. The hospital gave them to me to take home and they were awesome!


If you drench cotton balls in witch hazel and stick them up there for a good while it will help shrink them.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I tried to get him to rub the "roids" for me....he got scared and ran away. I mean how inconsiderate of him to not take into account my feelings or how I felt. I mean give me a break. The problem with my "roids" are there isn't just one...I have like a whole family of them..you can't even see my butt hole anymore...I know....a little graphic, but I need some relief! Oh and they itch like the dickens.


Sounds like you need to see a doctor and have them removed. Do you have any bleeding?


No bleeding...but if I bend over it looks like mushrooms are growing out of my butthole...I always feel like I am sitting on something very uncomfortable...I don't even think that my buttchecks touch the chair anymore...that's how big these suckers are.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I tried to get him to rub the "roids" for me....he got scared and ran away. I mean how inconsiderate of him to not take into account my feelings or how I felt. I mean give me a break. The problem with my "roids" are there isn't just one...I have like a whole family of them..you can't even see my butt hole anymore...I know....a little graphic, but I need some relief! Oh and they itch like the dickens.


Sounds like you need to see a doctor and have them removed. Do you have any bleeding?


No bleeding...but if I bend over it looks like mushrooms are growing out of my butthole...I always feel like I am sitting on something very uncomfortable...I don't even think that my buttchecks touch the chair anymore...that's how big these suckers are.


Do you have a lot of anal sex? Sometime anal sex provokes hemorrhoids.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I tried to get him to rub the "roids" for me....he got scared and ran away. I mean how inconsiderate of him to not take into account my feelings or how I felt. I mean give me a break. The problem with my "roids" are there isn't just one...I have like a whole family of them..you can't even see my butt hole anymore...I know....a little graphic, but I need some relief! Oh and they itch like the dickens.


Sounds like you need to see a doctor and have them removed. Do you have any bleeding?


No bleeding...but if I bend over it looks like mushrooms are growing out of my butthole...I always feel like I am sitting on something very uncomfortable...I don't even think that my buttchecks touch the chair anymore...that's how big these suckers are.


Do you have a lot of anal sex? Sometime anal sex provokes hemorrhoids.


ANAL SEX??? are you kidding me? I just said my husband took one look at my roids and took off running....plus you can't even tell where my butthole is....although....if I did have anal sex...do you think that it would ram those suckers back in there??
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I tried to get him to rub the "roids" for me....he got scared and ran away. I mean how inconsiderate of him to not take into account my feelings or how I felt. I mean give me a break. The problem with my "roids" are there isn't just one...I have like a whole family of them..you can't even see my butt hole anymore...I know....a little graphic, but I need some relief! Oh and they itch like the dickens.


Sounds like you need to see a doctor and have them removed. Do you have any bleeding?


No bleeding...but if I bend over it looks like mushrooms are growing out of my butthole...I always feel like I am sitting on something very uncomfortable...I don't even think that my buttchecks touch the chair anymore...that's how big these suckers are.



You're absolutely charming! Please, regale us with the crude details. Perhaps a doctor's visit is in order--or is that not obvious to you.
Anonymous
Have you tried using your fingers to "push" them back in?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I tried to get him to rub the "roids" for me....he got scared and ran away. I mean how inconsiderate of him to not take into account my feelings or how I felt. I mean give me a break. The problem with my "roids" are there isn't just one...I have like a whole family of them..you can't even see my butt hole anymore...I know....a little graphic, but I need some relief! Oh and they itch like the dickens.


Sounds like you need to see a doctor and have them removed. Do you have any bleeding?


No bleeding...but if I bend over it looks like mushrooms are growing out of my butthole...I always feel like I am sitting on something very uncomfortable...I don't even think that my buttchecks touch the chair anymore...that's how big these suckers are.



You're absolutely charming! Please, regale us with the crude details. Perhaps a doctor's visit is in order--or is that not obvious to you.



Oh I'm sorry..they didn't teach me how to politely talk about roids in charm school...Give me a break...I'm reaching out for help here...MY BUTTHOLE HURTS.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Have you tried using your fingers to "push" them back in?


Man, I haven't tried my finger yet...but I am really taking into consideration this whole anal sex idea..I mean why use a finger and do one at a time when I can get my hubby to ram them back in there with one foul swoop right??? What do you think?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Have you tried using your fingers to "push" them back in?


Man, I haven't tried my finger yet...but I am really taking into consideration this whole anal sex idea..I mean why use a finger and do one at a time when I can get my hubby to ram them back in there with one foul swoop right??? What do you think?


OMG. How far out do you live in Virginia?
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