Serious question: which Presidential candidate gave off of a good vibe? The list of candidates seemed to some of us a bestiary of elite pathologies. |
Oh, crazy bitter Bernie or buster is back. |
So glad you remember me. Remember that to win elections you need to impress people beyond your tight little cliques. Ta-ta! |
You're right!!! Well, I did have a soft spot for Hillary, despite her faults. |
Hey, how's Mrs. Sanders' investigation coming along? |
I'm afraid it isn't half as entertaining as Clintonites desperately trying to construct exculpatory narratives. |
Gary Johnson got more votes in all three of those states than Jill Stein did. This can only mean one thing: GARY JOHNSON IS ALSO PART OF THE RUSSIAN PLOT! OH NO! |
Did he also have dinner with Mike Flynn in Moscow? |
No idea. But he did say "US intervention in Ukraine is like Russian intervention in Puerto Rico". HE'S CLEARLY WORKING FOR PUTIN! RUSSIANS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING GOOD IN AMERICA! COLD WAR 2.0 NEEDS TO BEGIN NOW! |
Something that Bernie Sanders notably failed to do. |
Remember that picture of Jill Stein, Michael Flynn and Vladimir Putin all sitting around a table having dinner? |
LOL! Bernie has the highest approval ratings of any current American poltician. |
Look at you with your five dollar words! Nah, the Sanders's tangled finances are of great interest. |